London Pride, Or, When the World Was YoungerBraddon, M. E. (Mary Elizabeth)
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London Pride, Or, When the World Was Younger
Braddon, M. E. (Mary Elizabeth)
Great Britain -- History -- Charles II, 1660-1685 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“Oh, sister, it is dreadful to think of such a troop! I am always
meeting strange faces. How many servants have you?”
“I have never reckoned them. Manningtree knows, no doubt; for his wages
book would tell him. I take it there may be more than fifty, and less
than a hundred. Anyhow, we could not exist were they fewer.”
“More than fifty people to wait upon four!”
“For our state and importance, _chérie_. We are very ill-waited upon. I
nearly died last week before I could get any one to bring me my
afternoon chocolate. The men had all rushed off to a bull-baiting, and
the women were romping or fighting in the laundry, except my own women,
who are too genteel to play with the under-servants, and had taken a
holiday to go and see a tragedy at Oxford. I found myself in a deserted
house. I might have been burnt alive, or have expired in a fit, for
aught any of those over-fed devils cared.”
“But could they not be better regulated?”
“They are, when Manningtree is at home. He has them all under his
thumb.”
“And he is an honest, conscientious man?”
“Who knows? I dare say he robs us, and takes a _pot de vin_ wherever
’tis offered. But it is better to be robbed by one than by an army; and
if Manningtree keeps others from cheating he is worth his wages.”
“And you, dear Hyacinth. Do you keep no accounts?”
“Keep accounts! Why, my dearest simpleton, did you ever hear of a woman
of quality keeping accounts—unless it were some lunatic universal
genius like her Grace of Newcastle, who rises in the middle of the
night to scribble verses, and who might do anything preposterous. Keep
accounts! Why, if you was to tell me that two and two make five I
couldn’t controvert you, from my own knowledge.”
“It all seems so strange to me,” murmured Angela.
“My aunt supervised all the expenditure of the convent, and was unhappy
if she discovered waste in the smallest item.”
“Unhappy! Yes, my dear innocent. And do you think if I was to
investigate the cost of kitchen and cellar, and calculate how many
pounds of meat each of our tall lackeys consumes per diem, I should not
speedily be plagued into grey hairs and wrinkles? I hope we are rich
enough to support their wastefulness. And if we are not—why, _vogue la
galère_—when we are ruined the King must do something for Fareham—make
him Lord Chancellor. His Majesty is mighty sick of poor old Clarendon
and his lectures. Fareham has a long head, and would do as well as
anybody else for Chancellor if he would but show himself at Court
oftener, and conform to the fashion of the time, instead of holding
himself aloof, with a Puritanical disdain for amusements and people
that please his betters. He has taken a leaf out of Lord Southampton’s
book, and would not allow me to return a visit Lady Castlemaine paid me
the other day, in the utmost friendliness: and to slight her is the
quickest way to offend his Majesty.”
“But, sister, you would not consort with an infamous woman?”
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