Comedy plays; Courts and courtiers -- Drama; Navarre (Kingdom) -- Drama; Princesses -- Drama
KING.
Ay, that there is. Our court, you know, is haunted
With a refined traveller of Spain,
A man in all the world’s new fashion planted,
That hath a mint of phrases in his brain;
One who the music of his own vain tongue
Doth ravish like enchanting harmony,
A man of complements, whom right and wrong
Have chose as umpire of their mutiny.
This child of fancy, that Armado hight,
For interim to our studies shall relate
In high-born words the worth of many a knight
From tawny Spain lost in the world’s debate.
How you delight, my lords, I know not, I,
But I protest I love to hear him lie,
And I will use him for my minstrelsy.
BEROWNE.
Armado is a most illustrious wight,
A man of fire-new words, fashion’s own knight.
LONGAVILLE.
Costard the swain and he shall be our sport,
And so to study three years is but short.
Enter Dull, a Constable, with a letter, and Costard.
DULL.
Which is the Duke’s own person?
BEROWNE.
This, fellow. What wouldst?
DULL.
I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his Grace’s farborough. But
I would see his own person in flesh and blood.
BEROWNE.
This is he.
DULL.
Signior Arm… Arm… commends you. There’s villainy abroad. This letter
will tell you more.
COSTARD.
Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching me.
KING.
A letter from the magnificent Armado.
BEROWNE.
How long soever the matter, I hope in God for high words.
LONGAVILLE.
A high hope for a low heaven. God grant us patience!
BEROWNE.
To hear, or forbear laughing?
LONGAVILLE.
To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately, or to forbear both.
BEROWNE.
Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us cause to climb in the
merriness.
COSTARD.
The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta. The manner of it
is, I was taken with the manner.
BEROWNE.
In what manner?
COSTARD.
In manner and form following, sir, all those three. I was seen with her
in the manor-house, sitting with her upon the form, and taken following
her into the park, which, put together, is “in manner and form
following”. Now, sir, for the manner. It is the manner of a man to
speak to a woman. For the form—in some form.
BEROWNE.
For the “following”, sir?
COSTARD.
As it shall follow in my correction, and God defend the right!
KING.
Will you hear this letter with attention?
BEROWNE.
As we would hear an oracle.
COSTARD.
Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh.
KING.
[_Reads_.] _Great deputy, the welkin’s vicegerent and sole dominator of
Navarre, my soul’s earth’s god and body’s fostering patron—_
COSTARD.
Not a word of Costard yet.
KING.
[_Reads_.] _So it is—_
COSTARD.
It may be so; but if he say it is so, he is, in telling true, but so.
KING.
Peace!
COSTARD.
Be to me, and every man that dares not fight.
KING.
No words!
COSTARD.
Of other men’s secrets, I beseech you.
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