Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Before Georgie could reply, Mrs. Antrobus’s two daughters, Piggy and
Goosie came bounding up hand in hand. Piggy and Goosie never walked like
other people: they skipped and gambolled to show how girlish an age is
thirty-four and thirty-five.
“Oh stop, Mr. Georgie,” said Piggy. “Let us all hear. And are the pearls
worth a Queen’s ransom?”
“Silly thing,” said Goosie. “I don’t believe in the pearls.”
“Well, I don’t believe in Grosvenor Square,” said Goosie. “So silly
yourself!”
When this ebullition of high spirits had subsided, and Piggy had slapped
Goosie on the back of her hands, they both said “Hush!” simultaneously.
“Well, I can’t say about the pearls,” said Georgie.
“Eh, what can’t you say?” said Mrs. Antrobus.
“About the pearls,” said Georgie, addressing himself to the end of Mrs.
Antrobus’s trumpet. It was like the trunk of a very short elephant, and
she waved it about as if asking for a bun.
“About the pearls, mamma,” screamed Goosie and Piggy together. “Don’t
interrupt Mr. Georgie.”
“And the house isn’t in Grosvenor Square, but in Brompton Square,” said
Georgie.
“But that’s quite in the slums,” said Mrs. Antrobus. “I am
disappointed.”
“Not at all, a charming neighbourhood,” said Georgie. This was not at
all what he had been looking forward to: he had expected cries of
envious surprise at his news. “As for the fortune, about three thousand
a year.”
“Is that all?” said Piggy with an air of deep disgust.
“A mere pittance to millionaires like Piggy,” said Goosie, and they
slapped each other again.
“Any more news?” asked Mrs. Antrobus.
“Yes,” said Georgie, “Olga Bracely is coming down to-morrow----”
“No!” said all the ladies together.
“And her husband?” asked Piggy.
“No,” said Georgie without emphasis. “At least she didn’t say so. But
she wants all her friends to come to lunch on Sunday. So you’ll all
come, will you? She told me to ask everybody.”
“Yes,” said Piggy. “Oh, how lovely! I adore Olga. Will she let me sit
next her?”
“Eh?” said Mrs. Antrobus.
“Lunch on Sunday, mamma, with Olga Bracely,” screamed Goosie.
“But she’s not here,” said Mrs. Antrobus.
“No, but she’s coming, mamma,” shouted Piggy. “Come along, Goosie.
There’s Mrs. Boucher. We’ll tell her about poor Mrs. Lucas.”
Mrs. Boucher’s bath-chair was stationed opposite the butcher’s, where
her husband was ordering the joint for Sunday. Piggy and Goosie had
poured the tale of Lucia’s comparative poverty into her ear, before
Georgie got to her. Here, however, it had a different reception, and
Georgie found himself the hero of the hour.
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