Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“An immense fortune. I call it an immense fortune,” said Mrs. Boucher,
emphatically, as Georgie approached. “Good morning, Mr. Georgie, I’ve
heard your news, and I hope Mrs. Lucas will use it well. Brompton
Square, too! I had an aunt who lived there once, my mother’s sister, you
understand, not my father’s, and she used to say that she would sooner
live in Brompton Square than in Buckingham Palace. What will they do
with it, do you suppose? It must be worth its weight in gold. What a
strange coincidence that Mr. Lucas’s aunt and mine should both have
lived there! Any more news?”
“Yes,” said Georgie. “Olga is coming down to-morrow----”
“Well, that’s a bit of news!” said Mrs. Boucher, as her husband came
out of the butcher’s shop. “Jacob, Olga’s coming down to-morrow, so Mr.
Georgie says. That’ll make you happy! You’re madly in love with Olga,
Jacob, so don’t deny it. You’re an old flirt, Jacob, that’s what you
are. I sha’n’t get much of your attention till Olga goes away again. I
should be ashamed at your age, I should. And young enough to be your
daughter or mine either. And three thousand a year, Mr. Georgie says. I
call it an immense fortune. That’s Mrs. Lucas, you know. I thought
perhaps two. I’m astounded. Why, when old Mrs. Toppington--not the wife
of the young Mr. Toppington who married the niece of the man who
invented laughing gas--but of his father, or perhaps his uncle, I can’t
be quite sure which, but when old Mr. Toppington died, he left his son
or nephew, whichever it was, a sum that brought him in just about that,
and he was considered a very rich man. He had the house just beyond the
church at Scroby Windham where my father was rector, and he built the
new wing with the billiard-room----”
Georgie knew he would never get through his morning’s work if he
listened to everything that Mrs. Boucher had to say about young Mr.
Toppington, and broke in.
“And she wants you and the colonel to lunch with her on Sunday,” he
said. “She told me to ask all her old friends.”
“Well, I do call that kind,” said Mrs. Boucher, “and of course we’ll
go.... Jacob, the joint. We sha’n’t want the joint. I was going to give
you a veal cutlet in the evening, so what’s the good of a joint? Just a
bit of steak for the servants, a nice piece. Well, that will be a treat,
to lunch with our dear Olga! Quite a party, I daresay.”
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