Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Georgie, longing for a little gossip, let go of the handle of his
roller, which, suddenly released, gave a loud squeak and rapped him
smartly on the elbow.
“Tarsome thing!” said Georgie.
He went to the fence and, being tall, could look over it. There was Mrs.
Quantock angrily poking Lucia’s note into the flower-bed she had been
weeding.
“What is it?” said Georgie. “Shall I like it?”
His face red and moist with exertion, appearing just over the top of the
fence, looked like the sun about to set below the flat gray horizon of
the sea.
“I don’t know if you’ll like it,” said Daisy, “but it’s your Lucia. I
sent her a little note of condolence about the aunt, and she says it has
been a terrible blow to Pepino and herself. They hoped that the old lady
might have been spared them a few years yet.”
“No!” said Georgie, wiping the moisture off his forehead with the back
of one of his beautiful pearl-gray gloves.
“But she did,” said the infuriated Daisy, “they were her very words. I
could show you if I hadn’t dug it in. Such a pack of nonsense! I hope
that long before I’ve been bedridden for seven years, somebody will
strangle me with a bootlace, or anything handy. Why does Lucia pretend
to be sorry? What does it all mean?”
Georgie had long been devoted henchman to Lucia (Mrs. Lucas, wife of
Philip Lucas, and so Lucia), and though he could criticize her in his
mind, when he was alone in his bed or his bath, he always championed her
in the face of the criticism of others. Whereas Daisy criticized
everybody everywhere....
“Perhaps it means what it says,” he observed with the delicate sarcasm
that never had any effect on his neighbour.
“It can’t possibly do that,” said Mrs. Quantock. “Neither Lucia nor
Pepino has set eyes on his aunt for years, nor spoken of her. Last time
Pepino went to see her she bit him. Sling for a week afterwards, don’t
you remember, and he was terrified of blood-poisoning. How can her death
be a blow, and as for her being spared----”
Mrs. Quantock suddenly broke off, remembering that de Vere was still
standing there and drinking it all in.
“That’s all, de Vere,” she said.
“Thank you, ma’am,” said de Vere, striding back toward the house. She
had high-heeled shoes on, and each time she lifted her foot, the heel
which had been embedded by her weight in the soft lawn came out with the
sound of a cork being drawn. Then Daisy came closer to the fence, with
the light of inductive reasoning, which was much cultivated at
Riseholme, veiling the fury of her eye.
“Georgie, I’ve got it,” she said. “I’ve guessed what it means.”
Now though Georgie was devoted to his Lucia, he was just as devoted to
inductive reasoning, and Daisy Quantock was, with the exception of
himself, far the most powerful logician in the place.
“What is it, then?” he asked.
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