Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Then, again, there was the rockery she had told Simkinson to build,
which he had neglected for cross-word puzzles, and though Daisy had been
working six or eight hours a day in her garden ever since, she had not
found time to touch a stone of it, and the fragments lying like a
moraine on the path by the potting-shed still rendered any approach to
the latter a mountaineering feat. They consisted of fragments of
mediæval masonry, from the site of the ancient abbey, finials and
crockets and pieces of mullioned windows which had been turned up when a
new siding of the railway had been made, and everyone almost had got
some with the exception of Mrs. Boucher, who called them rubbish. Then
there were some fossils, ammonites and spar and curious flints with
holes in them and bits of talc, for Lucia one year had commandeered them
all into the study of geology and they had got hammers and whacked away
at the face of an old quarry, detaching these petrified relics and
hitting themselves over the fingers in the process. It was that year
that the Roman camp outside the village had been put under the plough
and Riseholme had followed it like a bevy of rooks, and Georgie had got
several trays full of fragments of iridescent glass, and Colonel Boucher
had collected bits of Samian ware, and Mrs. Antrobus had found a bronze
fibula or safety-pin. Daisy had got some chunks of Roman brickwork, and
a section of Roman drainpipe, which now figured among the materials for
her rockery; and she had bought, for about their weight in gold, quite a
dozen bronze coins. These, of course, would not be placed in the
rockery, but she had put them somewhere very carefully, and had
subsequently forgotten where that was. Now as these archæological
associations came into her mind from the contemplation of the materials
for the rockery, she suddenly thought she remembered that she had put
them at the back of the drawer in her card-table.
The sight of these antique fragments disgusted Daisy; they littered the
path, and she could not imagine them built up into a rockery that should
have the smallest claim to be an attractive object. How could the
juxtaposition of a stone mullion, a drain-pipe and an ammonite present a
pleasant appearance? Besides, who was to juxtapose them? She could not
keep pace with the other needs of the garden, let alone a rockery, and
where, after all, was the rockery to stand? The asparagus-bed seemed the
only place, and she preferred asparagus.
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