Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Robert was bawling out from the dining-room window that lunch was ready,
and as she retraced her steps to the house, she thought that perhaps it
would be better to eat humble pie and get Simkinson to return. It was
clear to Daisy that if she was to do her duty as medium between ancient
Egypt and the world of to-day, the garden would deteriorate even more
rapidly than it was doing already, and no doubt Robert would consent to
eat the humble pie for her, and tell Simkinson that they couldn’t get on
without him, and that when she had said he was lazy, she had meant
industrious, or whatever else was necessary.
Robert was in a very good temper that day because Roumanian oils which
were the main source of his fortunes had announced a higher dividend
than usual, and he promised to seek out Simkinson and explain what lazy
meant, and if he didn’t understand to soothe his injured feelings with a
small tip.
“And tell him he needn’t make a rockery at all,” said Daisy. “He always
hated the idea of a rockery. He can dig a pit and bury the fossils and
the architectural fragments and everything. That will be the easiest way
of disposing of them.”
“And what is he to do with the earth he takes out of the pit, my dear?”
asked Robert.
“Put it back, I suppose,” said Daisy rather sharply. Robert was so
pleased at having “caught” her, that he did not even explain that she
had been caught....
* * * * *
After lunch Daisy found the coins; it was odd that, having forgotten
where she had put them for so long, she should suddenly remember, and
she was inclined to attribute this inspiration to Abfou. The difficulty
was to know what, having found them, to do with them next. Some of them
obviously bore signs of once having had profiles of Roman emperors
stamped on them, and she was sure she had heard that some Roman coins
were of great value, and probably these were the ones. Perhaps when she
sent the Arabic script to the British Museum she might send these too
for identification.... And then she dropped them all on the floor as the
great idea struck her.
She flew into the garden, calling to Georgie, who was putting up
croquet-hoops.
“Georgie, I’ve got it!” she said. “It’s as plain as plain. What Abfou
wants us to do is to start a Riseholme Museum. He wrote Riseholme Museum
quite distinctly. Think how it would pay too, when we’re overrun with
American tourists in the summer! They would all come to see it. A
shilling admission I should put it at, and sixpence for the catalogue.”
“I wonder if Abfou meant that,” said Georgie.
“He said it,” said Daisy. “You can’t deny that!”
“But what should we put in the Museum?” asked he.
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