England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Drama; Mistaken identity -- Drama
[_The conclusion of the sentence is drowned in a roar of
laughter from the majority._
_Tredwell_ (_gasping_). Hevenin' cloes! _Your_ hevenin'---- P'raps
you'll 'ave the goodness to explain yourself, sir!
_Steptoe._ No, no, Tredwell, my dear fellah, you don't understand our
friend here--he's a bit of a wag, don't you see? He's only trying to
pull your leg, that's all; and, Gad, he did it too! But you mustn't
take liberties with _this_ gentleman, Mr. Undershell; he's an
important personage _here_, I can tell you!
_Undershell_ (_earnestly_). But I never meant--if you'll only let me
explain----
[_The_ Boy _has come behind him, and administers a
surreptitious kick, which_ UNDERSHELL _rightly construes
as a hint to hold his tongue_.
_Tredwell_ (_in solemn offence_). I'm accustomed, Mr. Hundershell, to
be treated in this room with respect and deference--especially by them
as come here in the capacity of guests. _From_ such I regard any
attempt to pull my leg as in hindifferent taste--to say the least of
it. I wish to 'ave no more words on the subjick, which is a painful
one, and had better be dropped, for the sake of all parties. Mrs.
Pomfret, I see supper is on the table, so, by your leave, we had
better set down to it.
_Phillipson_ (_to_ UNDERSHELL). Never mind _him_, pompous old thing!
It _was_ awfully cheeky of you, though. You can sit next _me_ if you
like.
_Undershell_ (_to himself, as he avails himself of this permission_).
I shall only make things worse if I explain now. But, oh, great
Heavens, _what_ a position for a poet!
PART XIII
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
_At the Supper-table in the Housekeeper's Room._ Mrs. POMFRET
_and_ TREDWELL _are at the head and foot of the table
respectively_. UNDERSHELL _is between_ Mrs. POMFRET and Miss
PHILLIPSON. _The_ Steward's Room Boy _waits_.
_Tredwell._ I don't see Mr. Adams here this evening, Mrs. Pomfret.
What's the reason of that?
_Mrs. Pomfret._ Why, he asked to be excused to-night, Mr. Tredwell.
You see some of the visitors' coachmen are putting up their horses
here, and he's helping Mr. Checkley entertain them. (_To_ UNDERSHELL.)
Mr. Adams is our stud-groom, and him and Mr. Checkley, the 'ed
coachman, are very friendly just now. Adams is very clever with his
horses, I believe, and I'm sure he'd have liked a talk with you; it's
a pity he's engaged elsewhere this evening.
_Undershell_ (_mystified_). I--I'm exceedingly sorry to have missed
him, ma'am. (_To himself._) Is the stud-groom _literary_, I wonder?...
Ah, no, I remember now; I allowed Miss Phillipson to conclude that my
tastes were equestrian. Perhaps it's just as well the stud-groom
_isn't_ here!
_Mrs. Pomfret._ Well, he _may_ drop in later on. I shouldn't be
surprised if you and he had met before.
_Undershell_ (_to himself_). _I_ should. (_Aloud._) I hardly think
it's probable.
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