Magic: A Fantastic ComedyChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Magic: A Fantastic Comedy
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English drama (Comedy)
[_Another silence. As the_ DUKE _lounges alertly about the room_,
SMITH _speaks to the_ DOCTOR _in an undertone._
SMITH. Does it remind you of the French Revolution?
DOCTOR. As much as of anything else. His Grace never reminds me of
anything.
[_A young and very high American voice is heard calling in the
garden. "Say, could somebody see to one of these trunks?"_
[MR. HASTINGS _goes out into the garden. He returns with_ MORRIS
CARLEON, _a very young man: hardly more than a boy, but with very
grown-up American dress and manners. He is dark, smallish, and
active; and the racial type under his Americanism is Irish._
MORRIS. [_Humorously, as he puts in his head at the window._] See here,
does a Duke live here?
DOCTOR. [_Who is nearest to him, with great gravity._] Yes, only one.
MORRIS. I reckon he's the one I want, anyhow. I'm his nephew.
[_The_ DUKE, _who is ruminating in the foreground, with one eye
rather off, turns at the voice and shakes_ MORRIS _warmly by the
hand._
DUKE. Delighted to see you, my dear boy. I hear you've been doing very
well for yourself.
MORRIS. [_Laughing._] Well, pretty well, Duke; and better still for Paul
T. Vandam, I guess. I manage the old man's mines out in Arizona, you
know.
DUKE. [_Shaking his head sagaciously._] Ah, very go-ahead man! Very
go-ahead methods, I'm told. Well, I dare say he does a great deal of
good with his money. And we can't go back to the Spanish Inquisition.
[_Silence, during which the three men look at each other._
MORRIS. [_Abruptly._] And how's Patricia?
DUKE. [_A little hazily._] Oh, she's very well, I think. She....
[_He hesitates slightly._
MORRIS. [_Smiling._] Well, then, where's Patricia?
[_There is a slightly embarrassed pause, and the_ DOCTOR _speaks._
DOCTOR. Miss Carleon is walking about the grounds, I think.
[MORRIS _goes to the garden doors and looks out._
MORRIS. It's a mighty chilly night to choose. Does my sister commonly
select such evenings to take the air--and the damp?
DOCTOR. [_After a pause._] If I may say so, I quite agree with you. I
have often taken the liberty of warning your sister against going out in
all weathers like this.
DUKE. [_Expansively waving his hands about._] The artist temperament!
What I always call the artistic temperament! Wordsworth, you know, and
all that.
[_Silence._
MORRIS. [_Staring._] All what?
DUKE. [_Continuing to lecture with enthusiasm._] Why, everything's
temperament, you know! It's her temperament to see the fairies. It's my
temperament not to see the fairies. Why, I've walked all round the
grounds twenty times and never saw a fairy. Well, it's like that about
this wizard or whatever she calls it. For her there is somebody there.
For us there would not be somebody there. Don't you see?
MORRIS. [_Advancing excitedly._] Somebody there! What do you mean?
DUKE. [_Airily._] Well, you can't quite call it a man.
MORRIS. [_Violently._] A man!
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