Farm life -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Science fiction
Hetty took her seat and looked around the table with a pleased smile.
"Now that's more like it."
She bowed her head and, after a startled glance, the strangers followed
suit.
"We thank Thee, dear Lord," Hetty said quietly, "for this food which we
are about to eat and for all Your help to us this day. It's been a
little rough in spots but I reckon You've got Your reasons for all of
it. Seein' as how tomorrow is Your day anyway, we ask that it be just a
mite quieter. Amen."
The satisfying clatter of chinaware and silver and polite muttered
requests for more potatoes and gravy filled the kitchen for the next
quarter of an hour as the hungry men went to work on the prime Circle T
yearling beef.
* * * * *
After his second steak, third helping of potatoes and gravy and fourth
cup of coffee, the senior scientist contentedly shoved back from the
table. Hetty was polishing the last dabs of gravy from her plate with a
scrap of bread. The scientist pulled a pipe and tobacco pouch from his
pocket.
"With your permission, m'am," he asked his hostess. Hetty grinned. "For
heaven's sake, fire it up, sonny. Big Jim--that was my husband--used to
say that no meal could be said properly finished unless it had been
smoked into position for digestion."
Several of the other men at the table followed suit with pipes, cigars
and cigarettes. Hetty smiled benignly around the table and turned to
the senior scientist.
"What did you say your name was, sonny?" she asked.
"Dr. Floyd Peterson, Mrs. Thompson," he replied, "and at forty-six
years of age, I deeply thank you for that 'sonny'."
He reached for the stack of newspapers on the floor beside his chair
and pushing back his plate, laid them on the table.
"Now, Mrs. Thompson, let's get down to facts," he rapped the headlines
with a knuckle. "You have played hell with our schedule and I've got to
have the answers soon before I have the full atomic commission and a
congressional investigation breathing down my neck.
"What did you use to make that junior grade earthquake?"
"Why, I've already told you more'n a dozen times, sonny," Hetty
replied. "It must of been the combination of them queer eggs and
Sally's milk."
The brush-mustached major sipping his coffee, spluttered and choked.
Beside him, the head of the AEC security force at Frenchman's Flat
leaned forward.
"Mrs. Thompson, I don't know what your motives are but until I find
out, I'm deeply thankful that you gave those news hounds this ... this,
butter and egg business," he said.
"Milk and eggs," Hetty corrected him mildly.
"Well, milk and eggs, then. But the time has ended for playing games.
We must know what caused that explosion and you and Mr. Culpepper and
Mr. Hatfield," he nodded to Johnny and Barney sitting beside Hetty,
"are the only ones who can tell us."
"Already told you," Hetty repeated. Johnny hid a grin.
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