Farm life -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Science fiction
"Look, Mrs. Thompson," Dr. Peterson said loudly and with ill-concealed
exasperation, "you created and set off an explosive force that dwarfed
every test we've made at Frenchman's Flat in four years. The force of
your explosive was apparently greater than that of a fair-sized atomic
device and only our Pacific tests--and those of the Russians--have been
any greater. Yet within a half hour or forty-five minutes after the
blast there wasn't a trace of radiation at ground level, no aerial
radiation and not one report of upper atmosphere contamination or
fallout within a thousand miles.
"Mrs. Thompson, I appeal to your patriotism. Your friends, your
country, the free people of the world, need this invention of yours."
Hetty's eyes grew wide and then her features set in a mold of firm
determination. Shoving back her chair and raising to stand stiffly
erect and with chin thrust forward, she was every inch the True Pioneer
Woman of the West.
"I never thought of that," she said solemnly. "By golly, if my country
needs this like that, then by golly, my country's going to have it."
The officials leaned forward in anticipation.
"You can have Sally's Cloverdale Marathon III and I don't want one cent
for her, either. And you can take the hens, too."
There was a stunned silence and then the Army major strangled on a
mouthful of coffee; the security man turned beet red in the face and
Dr. Peterson's jaw bounced off his breastbone. Johnny, unable to hold
back an explosion of laughter, dashed for the back porch and collapsed.
* * * * *
The kitchen door slammed and Dr. Peterson stamped out on to the porch,
pipe clamped between clenched teeth, his face black with anger and
frustration. He ignored Johnny who was standing beside the rail wiping
tears from his eyes. Culpepper recovered himself and walked over to the
irate physicist.
"Dr. Peterson you're a man of science," Johnny said, "and a scientist
is supposed to be willing to accept a fact and then, possibly determine
the causes behind the fact after he recognizes what he sees. Isn't that
so?"
"Now, look here," Peterson angrily swung around to face Johnny. "I've
taken all I intend to take from you people with your idiotic story. I
don't intend to...."
Johnny took the older man by the elbow and gently but firmly propelled
him from the porch towards the barn. "I don't intend to either insult
your intelligence, Dr. Peterson, or attempt to explain what has
happened here. But I do intend to show you what we know."
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