"So what're you planning to do for the rest of the week?" It was
Wednesday, and she'd counted on getting this part of the story by
Saturday, but here she was going to have to wait, clearly, until this
Tjan arrived.
"Same stuff as we always do. We build crazy stuff out of junk, sell it
to collectors, and have fun. We could go to the Thunderbird Drive In
tonight if you want, it's a real classic, flea-market by day and drive
in by night, practically the last one standing."
Perry cut in. "Or we could go to South Beach and get a good meal, if
that's more your speed."
"Naw," Suzanne said. "Drive in sounds great, especially if it's such a
dying breed. Better get a visit in while there's still time."
They tried to treat her but she wouldn't let them. She never let
anyone buy her so much as a cup of coffee. It was an old
journalism-school drill, and she was practically the only scribbler
she knew who hewed to it: some of the whores on the Silicon Valley
papers took in free computers, trips, even spa days! -- but she had
never wavered.
#
The afternoon passed quickly and enchantingly. Perry was working on a
knee-high, articulated Frankenstein monster built out of hand-painted
seashells from a beach-side kitsch market. They said GOD BLESS AMERICA
and SOUVENIR OF FLORIDA and CONCH REPUBLIC and each had to be fitted
out for a motor custom built to conform to its contours.
"When it's done, it will make toast."
"Make toast?"
"Yeah, separate a single slice off a loaf, load it into a top-loading
slice-toaster, depress the lever, time the toast-cycle, retrieve the
toast and butter it. I got the idea from old-time backup-tape
loaders. This plus a toaster will function as a loosely coupled single
system."
"OK, that's really cool, but I have to ask the boring question,
Perry. Why? Why build a toast-robot?"
Perry stopped working and dusted his hands off. He was really built,
and his shaggy hair made him look younger than his crows-feet
suggested. He turned a seashell with a half-built motor in it over and
spun it like a top on the hand-painted WEATHER IS HERE/WISH YOU WERE
BEAUTIFUL legend.
"Well, that's the question, isn't it? The simple answer: people buy
them. Collectors. So it's a good hobby business, but that's not really
it.
"It's like this: engineering is all about constraint. Given a span of
foo feet and materials of tensile strength of bar, build a bridge that
doesn't go all fubared. Write a fun video-game for an eight-bit
console that'll fit in 32K. Build the fastest airplane, or the one
with the largest carrying capacity... But these days, there's not much
traditional constraint. I've got the engineer's most dangerous luxury:
plenty. All the computational cycles I'll ever need. Easy and rapid
prototyping. Precision tools.
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