"Now, it may be that there is a suite of tasks lurking *in potentia*
that demand all this resource and more -- maybe I'm like some
locomotive engineer declaring that 60 miles per hour is the pinnacle
of machine velocity, that speed is cracked. But I don't see many of
those problems -- none that interest me.
"What I've got here are my own constraints. I'm challenging myself,
using found objects and making stuff that throws all this
computational capacity at, you know, these *trivial* problems, like
car-driving Elmo clusters and seashell toaster-robots. We have so much
capacity that the trivia expands to fill it. And all that capacity is
junk-capacity, it's leftovers. There's enough computational capacity
in a junkyard to launch a space-program, and that's by
design. Remember the iPod? Why do you think it was so prone to
scratching and going all gunky after a year in your pocket? Why would
Apple build a handheld technology out of materials that turned to shit
if you looked at them cross-eyed? It's because the iPod was only meant
to last a year!
"It's like tailfins -- they were cool in the Tailfin Cretaceous, but
wouldn't it have been better if they could have disappeared from view
when they became aesthetically obsolete, when the space age withered
up and blew away? Oh, not really, obviously, because it's nice to see
a well-maintained land-yacht on the highway every now and again, if
only for variety's sake, but if you're going to design something that
is meant to be *au fait* then presumably you should have some planned
obsolescence in there, some end-of-lifing strategy for the aesthetic
crash that follows any couture movement. Here, check this out."
He handed her a white brick, the size of a deck of cards. It took her
a moment to recognize it as an iPod. "Christ, it's *huge*," she said.
"Yeah, isn't it just. Remember how small and shiny this thing was when
it shipped? 'A thousand songs in your pocket!'"
That made her actually laugh out loud. She fished in her pocket for
her earbuds and dropped them on the table where they clattered like
M&Ms. "I *think* I've got about 40,000 songs on those. Haven't run out
of space yet, either."
He rolled the buds around in his palm like a pair of dice. "You won't
-- I stopped keeping track of mine after I added my hundred-thousandth
audiobook. I've got a bunch of the Library of Congress in mine as
high-rez scans, too. A copy of the Internet Archive, every post ever
made on Usenet... Basically, these things are infinitely capacious,
given the size of the media we work with today." He rolled the buds
out on the workbench and laughed. "And that's just the point!
Tomorrow, we'll have some new extra fat kind of media and some new
task to perform with it and some new storage medium that will make
these things look like an old iPod. Before that happens, you want this
to wear out and scuff up or get lost --"
"I lose those things all the time, like a set a month."
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