"Keep it," he said. It was suddenly odd to hear him speak without the
text crawl on that distant wall. She put the laser pointer in her
pocket and reflected that it had the authentic feel of cool,
disposable technology: the kind of thing on its way from a startup's
distant supplier to the schwag bags at high-end technology conferences
to blister-packs of six hanging in the impulse aisle at Fry's.
She tried to imagine the technology conferences she'd been to with the
addition of the subtitling and translation and couldn't do it. Not
conferences. Something else. A kids' toy? A tool for
Starbucks-smashing anti-globalists, planning strategy before a WTO
riot? She patted her pocket.
Freddy hissed and bubbled like a teakettle beside her, fuming. "What a
cock," he muttered. "Thinks he's going to hire ten thousand teams to
replace his workforce, doesn't say a word about what *that* lot is
meant to be doing now he's shitcanned them all. Utter
bullshit. Irrational exuberance gone berserk."
Suzanne had a perverse impulse to turn the wand back on and splash
Freddy's bilious words across the ceiling, and the thought made her
giggle. She suppressed it and kept on piling up notes, thinking about
the structure of the story she'd file that day.
Kettlewell pulled out some charts and another surfer in a suit came
forward to talk money, walking them through the financials. She'd read
them already and decided that they were a pretty credible bit of
fiction, so she let her mind wander.
She was a hundred miles away when the ballroom doors burst open and
the unionized laborers of the former Kodak and the former Duracell
poured in on them, tossing literature into the air so that it snowed
angry leaflets. They had a big drum and a bugle, and they shook
tambourines. The hotel rent-a-cops occasionally darted forward and
grabbed a protestor by the arm, but her colleagues would immediately
swarm them and pry her loose and drag her back into the body of the
demonstration. Freddy grinned and shouted something at Kettlewell, but
it was lost in the din. The journalists took a lot of pictures.
Suzanne closed her computer's lid and snatched a leaflet out of the
air. WHAT ABOUT US? it began, and talked about the workers who'd been
at Kodak and Duracell for twenty, thirty, even forty years, who had
been conspicuously absent from Kettlewell's stated plans to date.
She twisted the laser-pointer to life and pointed it back at the
wall. Leaning in very close, she said, "What are your plans for your
existing workforce, Mr Kettlewell?"
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR YOUR EXISTING WORKFORCE MR KETTLEWELL
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