She repeated the question several times, refreshing the text so that
it scrolled like a stock ticker across that upholstered wall, an
illuminated focus that gradually drew all the attention in the
room. The protestors saw it and began to laugh, then they read it
aloud in ragged unison, until it became a chant: WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS
-- *thump* of the big drum -- FOR YOUR EXISTING WORKFORCE *thump* MR
*thump* KETTLEWELL?
Suzanne felt her cheeks warm. Kettlewell was looking at her with
something like a smile. She liked him, but that was a personal thing
and this was a truth thing. She was a little embarrassed that she had
let him finish his spiel without calling him on that obvious
question. She felt tricked, somehow. Well, she was making up for it
now.
On the stage, the surfer-boys in suits were confabbing, holding their
thumbs over their tie-mics. Finally, Kettlewell stepped up and held up
his own laser-pointer, painting another rectangle of light beside
Suzanne's.
"I'm glad you asked that, Suzanne," he said, his voice barely audible.
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED THAT SUZANNE
The journalists chuckled. Even the chanters laughed a little. They
quieted down.
"I'll tell you, there's a downside to living in this age of wonders:
we are moving too fast and outstripping the ability of our
institutions to keep pace with the changes in the world."
Freddy leaned over her shoulder, blowing shit-breath in her
ear. "Translation: you're ass-fucked, the lot of you."
TRANSLATION YOUR ASS FUCKED THE LOT OF YOU
Suzanne yelped as the words appeared on the wall and reflexively swung
the pointer around, painting them on the ceiling, the opposite wall,
and then, finally, in miniature, on her computer's lid. She twisted
the pointer off.
Freddy had the decency to look slightly embarrassed and he slunk away
to the very end of the row of seats, scooting from chair to chair on
his narrow butt. On stage, Kettlewell was pretending very hard that
he hadn't seen the profanity, and that he couldn't hear the jeering
from the protestors now, even though it had grown so loud that he
could no longer be heard over it. He kept on talking, and the words
scrolled over the far wall.
THERE IS NO WORLD IN WHICH KODAK AND DURACELL GO ON MAKING FILM AND
BATTERIES
THE COMPANIES HAVE MONEY IN THE BANK BUT IT HEMORRHAGES OUT THE DOOR
EVERY DAY
WE ARE MAKING THINGS THAT NO ONE WANTS TO BUY
THIS PLAN INCLUDES A GENEROUS SEVERANCE FOR THOSE STAFFERS WORKING IN
THE PARTS OF THE BUSINESS THAT WILL CLOSE DOWN
-- Suzanne admired the twisted, long-way-around way of saying, "the
people we're firing." Pure CEO passive voice. She couldn't type
notes and read off the wall at the same time. She whipped out her
little snapshot and monkeyed with it until it was in video mode and
then started shooting the ticker.
BUT IF WE ARE TO MAKE GOOD ON THAT SEVERANCE WE NEED TO BE IN BUSINESS
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