Malvina of BrittanyJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Malvina of Brittany
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Brittany (France) -- Fiction; Short stories, English
For that was precisely how it would look, and not only to his mother.
Suppose by a miracle it really represented the facts. Suppose that, in
spite of the overwhelming evidence in her favour--of the night and the
moon and the stars, and the feeling that had come to him from the
moment he had kissed her--suppose that, in spite of all this, it turned
out that she wasn't a fairy. Suppose that suggestion of vulgar Common
Sense, that she was just a little minx that had run away from home, had
really hit the mark. Suppose inquiries were already on foot. A hundred
horse-power aeroplane does not go about unnoticed. Wasn't there a law
about this sort of thing--something about "decoying" and "young girls"?
He hadn't "decoyed" her. If anything, it was the other way about. But
would her consent be a valid defence? How old was she? That would be
the question. In reality he supposed about a thousand years or so.
Possibly more. Unfortunately, she didn't look it. A coldly suspicious
magistrate would probably consider sixteen a much better guess. Quite
possibly he was going to get into a devil of a mess over this business.
He cast a glance behind him. Malvina responded with her changeless
smile of ineffable content. For the first time it caused him a
distinct feeling of irritation.
They were almost over Weymouth by this time. He could read plainly the
advertisement posters outside the cinema theatre facing the esplanade:
"Wilkins and the Mermaid. Comic Drama." There was a picture of the
lady combing her hair; also of Wilkins, a stoutish gentleman in striped
bathing costume.
That mad impulse that had come to him with the first breath of dawn, to
shake the dwindling world from his pinions, to plunge upward towards
the stars never to return--he wished to Heaven he had yielded to it.
And then suddenly there leapt to him the thought of Cousin Christopher.
Dear old Cousin Christopher, fifty-eight and a bachelor. Why had it
not occurred to him before? Out of the sky there appeared to Commander
Raffleton the vision of "Cousin Christopher" as a plump, rubicund angel
in a panama hat and a pepper-and-salt tweed suit holding out a
lifebelt. Cousin Christopher would take to Malvina as some motherly
hen to an orphaned duckling. A fairy discovered asleep beside one of
the ancient menhirs of Brittany. His only fear would be that you might
want to take her away before he had written a paper about her. He
would be down from Oxford at his cottage. Commander Raffleton could not
for the moment remember the name of the village. It would come to him.
It was northwest of Newbury. You crossed Salisbury Plain and made
straight for Magdalen Tower. The Downs reached almost to the orchard
gate. There was a level stretch of sward nearly half a mile long. It
seemed to Commander Raffleton that Cousin Christopher had been created
and carefully preserved by Providence for this particular job.
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