“Yes, Mrs. Duke,” said Michael firmly, “commonly called the Iron Duke.”
“If you ask Auntie,” said Diana quietly, “she’ll only be for doing
nothing at all. Her only idea is to hush things up or to let things
slide. That just suits her.”
“Yes,” replied Michael Moon; “and, as it happens, it just suits all of
us. You are impatient with your elders, Miss Duke; but when you are as
old yourself you will know what Napoleon knew— that half one’s letters
answer themselves if you can only refrain from the fleshly appetite of
answering them.”
He was still lounging in the same absurd attitude, with his elbow on
the grate, but his voice had altered abruptly for the third time; just
as it had changed from the mock heroic to the humanly indignant, it now
changed to the airy incisiveness of a lawyer giving good legal advice.
“It isn’t only your aunt who wants to keep this quiet if she can,” he
said; “we all want to keep it quiet if we can. Look at the large
facts—the big bones of the case. I believe those scientific gentlemen
have made a highly scientific mistake. I believe Smith is as blameless
as a buttercup. I admit buttercups don’t often let off loaded pistols
in private houses; I admit there is something demanding explanation.
But I am morally certain there’s some blunder, or some joke, or some
allegory, or some accident behind all this. Well, suppose I’m wrong.
We’ve disarmed him; we’re five men to hold him; he may as well go to a
lock-up later on as now. But suppose there’s even a chance of my being
right. Is it anybody’s interest here to wash this linen in public?
“Come, I’ll take each of you in order. Once take Smith outside that
gate, and you take him into the front page of the evening papers. I
know; I’ve written the front page myself. Miss Duke, do you or your
aunt want a sort of notice stuck up over your boarding-house—‘Doctors
shot here.’? No, no—doctors are rubbish, as I said; but you don’t want
the rubbish shot here. Arthur, suppose I am right, or suppose I am
wrong. Smith has appeared as an old schoolfellow of yours. Mark my
words, if he’s proved guilty, the Organs of Public Opinion will say you
introduced him. If he’s proved innocent, they will say you helped to
collar him. Rosamund, my dear, suppose I am right or wrong. If he’s
proved guilty, they’ll say you engaged your companion to him. If he’s
proved innocent, they’ll print that telegram. I know the Organs, damn
them.”
He stopped an instant; for this rapid rationalism left him more
breathless than had either his theatrical or his real denunciation. But
he was plainly in earnest, as well as positive and lucid; as was proved
by his proceeding quickly the moment he had found his breath.
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