“Well, of course he is,” said Moses Gould equably; “it don’t need old
’Olmes to see that. The ’awk-like face of ’Olmes,” he added with
abstract relish, “showed a shide of disappointment, the sleuth-like
Gould ’avin’ got there before ’im.”
“If he is mad,” began Inglewood.
“Well,” said Moses, “when a cove gets out on the tile the first night
there’s generally a tile loose.”
“You never objected before,” said Diana Duke rather stiffly, “and
you’re generally pretty free with your complaints.”
“I don’t compline of him,” said Moses magnanimously, “the poor chap’s
’armless enough; you might tie ’im up in the garden here and ’e’d make
noises at the burglars.”
“Moses,” said Moon with solemn fervour, “you are the incarnation of
Common Sense. You think Mr. Innocent is mad. Let me introduce you to
the incarnation of Scientific Theory. He also thinks Mr. Innocent is
mad.—Doctor, this is my friend Mr. Gould.—Moses, this is the celebrated
Dr. Pym.” The celebrated Dr. Cyrus Pym closed his eyes and bowed. He
also murmured his national war-cry in a low voice, which sounded like
“Pleased to meet you.”
“Now you two people,” said Michael cheerfully, “who both think our poor
friend mad, shall jolly well go into that house over there and prove
him mad. What could be more powerful than the combination of Scientific
Theory with Common Sense? United you stand; divided you fall. I will
not be so uncivil as to suggest that Dr. Pym has no common sense; I
confine myself to recording the chronological accident that he has not
shown us any so far. I take the freedom of an old friend in staking my
shirt that Moses has no scientific theory. Yet against this strong
coalition I am ready to appear, armed with nothing but an
intuition—which is American for a guess.”
“Distinguished by Mr. Gould’s assistance,” said Pym, opening his eyes
suddenly. “I gather that though he and I are identical in primary
di-agnosis there is yet between us something that cannot be called a
disagreement, something which we may perhaps call a—” He put the points
of thumb and forefinger together, spreading the other fingers
exquisitely in the air, and seemed to be waiting for somebody else to
tell him what to say.
“Catchin’ flies?” inquired the affable Moses.
“A divergence,” said Dr. Pym, with a refined sigh of relief; “a
divergence. Granted that the man in question is deranged, he would not
necessarily be all that science requires in a homicidal maniac—”
“Has it occurred to you,” observed Moon, who was leaning on the gate
again, and did not turn round, “that if he were a homicidal maniac he
might have killed us all here while we were talking.”
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