Something exploded silently underneath all their minds, like sealed
dynamite in some forgotten cellars. They all remembered for the first
time for some hour or two that the monster of whom they were talking
was standing quietly among them. They had left him in the garden like a
garden statue; there might have been a dolphin coiling round his legs,
or a fountain pouring out of his mouth, for all the notice they had
taken of Innocent Smith. He stood with his crest of blonde, blown hair
thrust somewhat forward, his fresh-coloured, rather short-sighted face
looking patiently downwards at nothing in particular, his huge
shoulders humped, and his hands in his trousers pockets. So far as they
could guess he had not moved at all. His green coat might have been cut
out of the green turf on which he stood. In his shadow Pym had
expounded and Rosamund expostulated, Michael had ranted and Moses had
ragged. He had remained like a thing graven; the god of the garden. A
sparrow had perched on one of his heavy shoulders; and then, after
correcting its costume of feathers, had flown away.
“Why,” cried Michael, with a shout of laughter, “the Court of Beacon
has opened—and shut up again too. You all know now I am right. Your
buried common sense has told you what my buried common sense has told
me. Smith might have fired off a hundred cannons instead of a pistol,
and you would still know he was harmless as I know he is harmless. Back
we all go to the house and clear a room for discussion. For the High
Court of Beacon, which has already arrived at its decision, is just
about to begin its inquiry.”
“Just a goin’ to begin!” cried little Mr. Moses in an extraordinary
sort of disinterested excitement, like that of an animal during music
or a thunderstorm. “Follow on to the ’Igh Court of Eggs and Bacon; ’ave
a kipper from the old firm! ’Is Lordship complimented Mr. Gould on the
’igh professional delicacy ’e had shown, and which was worthy of the
best traditions of the Saloon Bar— and three of Scotch hot, miss! Oh,
chase me, girls!”
The girls betraying no temptation to chase him, he went away in a sort
of waddling dance of pure excitement; and had made a circuit of the
garden before he reappeared, breathless but still beaming. Moon had
known his man when he realized that no people presented to Moses Gould
could be quite serious, even if they were quite furious. The glass
doors stood open on the side nearest to Mr. Moses Gould; and as the
feet of that festive idiot were evidently turned in the same direction,
everybody else went that way with the unanimity of some uproarious
procession. Only Diana Duke retained enough rigidity to say the thing
that had been boiling at her fierce feminine lips for the last few
hours. Under the shadow of tragedy she had kept it back as
unsympathetic. “In that case,” she said sharply, “these cabs can be
sent away.”
“Well, Innocent must have his bag, you know,” said Mary with a smile.
“I dare say the cabman would get it down for us.”
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