“I think of what has just happened,” said Michael steadily. “The man
has not spoken for hours; and yet he has been speaking all the time. He
fired three shots from a six-shooter and then gave it up to us, when he
might have shot us dead in our boots. How could he express his trust in
us better than that? He wanted to be tried by us. How could he have
shown it better than by standing quite still and letting us discuss it?
He wanted to show that he stood there willingly, and could escape if he
liked. How could he have shown it better than by escaping in the cab
and coming back again? Innocent Smith is not a madman—he is a
ritualist. He wants to express himself, not with his tongue, but with
his arms and legs— with my body I thee worship, as it says in the
marriage service. I begin to understand the old plays and pageants. I
see why the mutes at a funeral were mute. I see why the mummers were
mum. They MEANT something; and Smith means something too. All other
jokes have to be noisy—like little Nosey Gould’s jokes, for instance.
The only silent jokes are the practical jokes. Poor Smith, properly
considered, is an allegorical practical joker. What he has really done
in this house has been as frantic as a war-dance, but as silent as a
picture.”
“I suppose you mean,” said the other dubiously, “that we have got to
find out what all these crimes meant, as if they were so many coloured
picture-puzzles. But even supposing that they do mean something—why,
Lord bless my soul!—”
Taking the turn of the garden quite naturally, he had lifted his eyes
to the moon, by this time risen big and luminous, and had seen a huge,
half-human figure sitting on the garden wall. It was outlined so
sharply against the moon that for the first flash it was hard to be
certain even that it was human: the hunched shoulders and outstanding
hair had rather the air of a colossal cat. It resembled a cat also in
the fact that when first startled it sprang up and ran with easy
activity along the top of the wall. As it ran, however, its heavy
shoulders and small stooping head rather suggested a baboon. The
instant it came within reach of a tree it made an ape-like leap and was
lost in the branches. The gale, which by this time was shaking every
shrub in the garden, made the identification yet more difficult, since
it melted the moving limbs of the fugitive in the multitudinous moving
limbs of the tree.
“Who is there?” shouted Arthur. “Who are you? Are you Innocent?”
“Not quite,” answered an obscure voice among the leaves. “I cheated you
once about a penknife.”
The wind in the garden had gathered strength, and was throwing the tree
backwards and forwards with the man in the thick of it, just as it had
on the gay and golden afternoon when he had first arrived.
“But are you Smith?” asked Inglewood as in an agony.
“Very nearly,” said the voice out of the tossing tree.
“But you must have some real names,” shrieked Inglewood in despair.
“You must call yourself something.”
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