“Call myself something,” thundered the obscure voice, shaking the tree
so that all its ten thousand leaves seemed to be talking at once. “I
call myself Roland Oliver Isaiah Charlemagne Arthur Hildebrand Homer
Danton Michaelangelo Shakespeare Brakespeare—”
“But, manalive!” began Inglewood in exasperation.
“That’s right! that’s right!” came with a roar out of the rocking tree;
“that’s my real name.” And he broke a branch, and one or two autumn
leaves fluttered away across the moon.
PART II
THE EXPLANATIONS OF INNOCENT SMITH
Chapter I
The Eye of Death; or, the Murder Charge
The dining-room of the Dukes had been set out for the Court of Beacon
with a certain impromptu pomposity that seemed somehow to increase its
cosiness. The big room was, as it were, cut up into small rooms, with
walls only waist high—the sort of separation that children make when
they are playing at shops. This had been done by Moses Gould and
Michael Moon (the two most active members of this remarkable inquiry)
with the ordinary furniture of the place. At one end of the long
mahogany table was set the one enormous garden chair, which was
surmounted by the old torn tent or umbrella which Smith himself had
suggested as a coronation canopy. Inside this erection could be
perceived the dumpy form of Mrs. Duke, with cushions and a form of
countenance that already threatened slumber. At the other end sat the
accused Smith, in a kind of dock; for he was carefully fenced in with a
quadrilateral of light bedroom chairs, any of which he could have
tossed out the window with his big toe. He had been provided with pens
and paper, out of the latter of which he made paper boats, paper darts,
and paper dolls contentedly throughout the whole proceedings. He never
spoke or even looked up, but seemed as unconscious as a child on the
floor of an empty nursery.
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