England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
She rose from her seat, and, standing aside to let her father pass,
went on deck. The skipper sank on to a locker, and, raising the
tea-pot, poured himself out a cup of tea, which he afterwards decanted
into a saucer. He had just raised it to his lips, when he saw something
over the rim of it which made him put it down again untasted, and stare
blankly at the mantel-piece.
“Who the—what the—who the devil’s done this?” he inquired in a
strangulated voice, as he rose and regarded the portrait.
“I did,” said the mate.
“You did?” roared the other. “You? What for?”
“I don’t know,” said the mate awkwardly. “Something seemed to come over
me all of a sudden, and I felt as though I _must_ do it.”
“But what for? Where’s the sense of it?” said the skipper.
The mate shook his head sheepishly.
“But what did you want to do such a monkey-trick _for?_” roared the
skipper.
“I don’t know,” said the mate doggedly; “but it’s done, ain’t it? and
it’s no good talking about it.”
The skipper looked at him in wrathful perplexity. “You’d better have
advice when we get to port, Jack,” he said at length; “the last few
weeks I’ve noticed you’ve been a bit strange in your manner. You go an’
show that ’ed of yours to a doctor.”
The mate grunted, and went on deck for sympathy, but, finding Miss
Alsen in a mood far removed from sentiment, and not at all grateful,
drew off whistling. Matters were in this state when the skipper
appeared, wiping his mouth.
“I’ve put another portrait on the mantel-piece, Jack,” he said
menacingly; “it’s the only other one I’ve got, an’ I wish you to
understand that if that only _smells_ mustard, there’ll be such a row
in this ’ere ship that you won’t be able to ’ear yourself speak for the
noise.”
He moved off with dignity as his daughter, who had overheard the
remark, came sidling up to the mate and smiled on him agreeably.
“He’s put another portrait there,” she said softly.
“You’ll find the mustard-pot in the cruet,” said the mate coldly.
Miss Alsen turned and watched her father as he went forward, and then,
to the mate’s surprise, went below without another word. A prey to
curiosity, but too proud to make any overture, he compromised matters
by going and standing near the companion.
“Mate!” said a stealthy whisper at the foot of the ladder.
The mate gazed calmly out to sea.
“Jack!” said the girl again, in a lower whisper than before.
The mate went hot all over, and at once descended. He found Miss Alsen,
her eyes sparkling, with the mustard-pot in her left hand and the spoon
in her right, executing a war-dance in front of the second portrait.
“Don’t do it,” said the mate, in alarm.
“Why not?” she inquired, going within an inch of it.
“He’ll think it’s me,” said the mate.
“That’s why I called you down here,” said she; “you don’t think I
wanted you, do you?”
“You put that spoon down,” said the mate, who was by no means desirous
of another interview with the skipper.
“Shan’t!” said Miss Alsen.
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