England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
The mate sprang at her, but she dodged round the table. He leaned over,
and, catching her by the left arm, drew her towards him; then, with her
flushed, laughing face close to his, he forgot everything else, and
kissed her.
“Oh!” said Hetty indignantly.
“Will you give it to me now?” said the mate, trembling at his boldness.
“Take it,” said she. She leaned across the table, and, as the mate
advanced, dabbed viciously at him with the spoon. Then she suddenly
dropped both articles on the table and moved away, as the mate,
startled by a footstep at the door, turned a flushed visage, ornamented
with three streaks of mustard, on to the dumbfounded skipper.
“Sakes alive!” said that astonished mariner, as soon as he could speak;
“if he ain’t a-mustarding his own face now—I never ’eard of such a
thing in all my life. Don’t go near ’im, Hetty. Jack!”
“Well,” said the mate, wiping his smarting face with his handkerchief.
“You’ve never been took like this before?” queried the skipper
anxiously.
“O’ course not,” said the mortified mate.
“Don’t you say o’ course not to me,” said the other warmly, “after
behaving like this. A straight weskit’s what you want. I’ll go an’ see
old Ben about it. He’s got an uncle in a ’sylum. You come up too, my
girl.”
He went in search of Ben, oblivious of the fact that his daughter,
instead of following him, came no farther than the door, where she
stood and regarded her victim compassionately.
“I’m so sorry,” she said. “Does it smart?”
“A little,” said the mate; “don’t you trouble about me.”
“You see what you get for behaving badly,” said Miss Alsen judicially.
“It’s worth it,” said the mate, brightening.
“I’m afraid it’ll blister,” said she. She crossed over to him, and
putting her head on one side, eyed the traces wisely. “Three marks,”
she said.
“I only had one,” suggested the mate.
“One what?” enquired Hetty.
“Those,” said the mate.
In full view of the horrified skipper, who was cautiously peeping at
the supposed lunatic through the skylight, he kissed her again.
“You can go away, Ben,” said the skipper huskily to the expert. “D’ye
hear, you can go _away_, and not a word about this, mind.”
The expert went away grumbling, and the father, after another glance,
which showed him his daughter nestling comfortably on the mate’s right
shoulder, stole away and brooded darkly over this crowning
complication. An ordinary man would have run down and interrupted them;
the master of the _Jessica_ thought he could attain his ends more
certainly by diplomacy, and so careful was his demeanour that the
couple in the cabin had no idea that they had been observed—the mate
listening calmly to a lecture on incipient idiocy which the skipper
thought it advisable to bestow.
Until the mid-day meal on the day following he made no sign. If
anything he was even more affable than usual, though his wrath rose at
the glances which were being exchanged across the table.
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