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“By the way, Jack,” he said at length, “what’s become of Kitty Loney?”
“Who?” inquired the mate. “Who’s Kitty Loney?”
It was now the skipper’s turn to stare, and he did it admirably.
“Kitty Loney,” he said in surprise, “the little girl you are going to
marry.”
“Who are you getting at?” said the mate, going scarlet as he met the
gaze opposite.
“I don’t know what you mean,” said the skipper with dignity. “I’m
allooding to Kitty Loney, the little girl in the red hat and white
feathers you introduced to me as your future.”
The mate sank back in his seat, and regarded him with open-mouthed,
horrified astonishment.
“You don’t mean to say you’ve chucked ’er,” pursued the heartless
skipper, “after getting an advance from me to buy the ring with, too?
Didn’t you buy the ring with the money?”
“No,” said the mate, “I—oh, no—of course—what on earth are you talking
about?”
The skipper rose from his seat and regarded him sorrowfully but
severely. “I’m sorry, Jack,” he said stiffly, “if I’ve said anything to
annoy you, or anyway hurt your feelings. O’ course it’s your business,
not mine. P’raps you’ll say you never heard o’ Kitty Loney?”
“I do say so,” said the bewildered mate; “I do say so.”
The skipper eyed him sternly, and without another word left the cabin.
“If she’s like her mother,” he said to himself, chuckling as he went up
the companion-ladder, “I think that’ll do.”
There was an awkward pause after his departure. “I’m sure I don’t know
what you must think of me,” said the mate at length, “but I don’t know
what your father’s talking about.”
“I don’t think anything,” said Hetty calmly. “Pass the potatoes,
please.”
“I suppose it’s a joke of his,” said the mate, complying.
“And the salt,” said she; “thank you.”
“But you don’t believe it?” said the mate pathetically.
“Oh, don’t be silly,” said the girl calmly. “What does it matter
whether I do or not?”
“It matters a great deal,” said the mate gloomily. “It’s life or death
to me.”
“Oh, nonsense,” said Hetty. “She won’t know of your foolishness. I
won’t tell her.”
“I tell you,” said the mate desperately, “there never was a Kitty
Loney. What do you think of that?”
“I think you are very mean,” said the girl scornfully; “don’t talk to
me any more, please.”
“Just as you like,” said the mate, beginning to lose his temper.
He pushed his plate from him and departed, while the girl, angry and
resentful, put the potatoes back as being too floury for consumption in
the circumstances.
For the remainder of the passage she treated him with a politeness and
good humour through which he strove in vain to break. To her surprise
her father made no objection, at the end of the voyage, when she
coaxingly suggested going back by train; and the mate, as they sat at
dummy-whist on the evening before her departure, tried in vain to
discuss the journey in an unconcerned fashion.
“It’ll be a long journey,” said Hetty, who still liked him well enough
to make him smart a bit, “What’s trumps?”
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