Market Harborough, and Inside the BarWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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Market Harborough, and Inside the Bar
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
Country life -- England -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Fox hunting -- Fiction
Now the same argument holds good with men who are liable to be thrown
and kicked by horses, or exposed to the disagreeable contingency of
being rolled over or laid upon by their pupils, in that early education
at their fences, which all young hunters must go through. A rider in
perfect training, with his muscles developed into the elasticity and
toughness of _gutta-percha_, without a pound of superfluous flesh on his
ribs or an ounce of undigested food in his stomach, not only rides with
coolness, quickness, and confidence—the mental result of this physical
condition—but rises uninjured from the severe falls and violent
concussions to which his daring must occasionally subject him; and
should he even be unfortunate enough in some more than usually
complicated “cropper” to break a bone or strain a sinew, is cured by
dame Nature in so short a space of time as to astonish the attending
doctor, who has sufficient presence of mind, nevertheless, to take the
whole credit of the recovery on himself. Tips seemed to be made of iron.
According to his own account, he never was hurt but once, and that was
out of a gig. The circumstances were a little singular, and I had them
from his own lips on the first evening of my convalescence, whilst he
sipped his gin-and-water, by permission of Miss Lushington, inside the
bar.
Mr. Naggett, whom I gathered, from his order of “Port-wine-negus, with a
scrape of nutmeg and a slice of lemon in it,” to be of the genus
“swell,” was summoned away in a hurry to a “gent who wished to see him
on business,” as the waiter said, before he could put his own lips to
the fragrant mixture or burst on my astonished sight from behind the
wooden screen. Tips, accordingly, with the utmost diffidence, and at
Miss Lushington’s earnest entreaty, came alongside of my arm-chair,
where he remained standing, with his glass in his hand, shifting from
one leg to the other, and stirring his gin-and-water with an unnecessary
tea-spoon the while. He was dressed in wide cord breeches, leather
gaiters, a brown cut-away coat, the thickest worsted waistcoat I ever
saw, and the blue-spotted neckerchief, in which I believe he was born,
and I am quite sure he will die.
“Sorry to see you laid on the shelf, sir,” observed he, with a dab at
his forehead as if to remove an imaginary hat, for men of all nations
who are much concerned with horses acquire a sort of knowing politeness.
I answered feebly that “it was a tedious accident, but, I should think,
nothing in _his_ eyes, who had probably broken every bone in his body.”
And Miss Lushington smoothed the cushions while I spoke, and adjusted my
arm in its sling.
The rough-rider shook his head, took a sip of his gin-and-water, and
looked thoughtfully into his glass.
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