Invitations pursued him and he was even elected to two or three
fashionable clubs. But he had a preference for those which were less
conventional. His admission to the Garrick, which had been at first
“laid over,” affords an example of London club fastidiousness. The
gentleman who proposed him used his pseudonym, Artemus Ward, instead of
his own name, Charles F. Browne. I had the pleasure of introducing him
to Mr. Alexander Macmillan, the famous book publisher of Oxford and
Cambridge, a leading member of the Garrick. We dined together at the
Garrick clubhouse, when the matter was brought up and explained. The
result was that Charles F. Browne was elected at the next meeting,
where Artemus Ward, had been made to stand aside.
Before Christmas, Artemus received invitations from distinguished
people, nobility and gentry as well as men of letters, to spend the
week-end with them. But he declined them all. He needed his vacation,
he said, for rest. He had neither the strength nor the spirit for the
season.
Yet was he delighted with the English people and with English life. His
was one of those receptive natures which enjoy whatever is wholesome
and sunny. In spite of his bodily pain, he entertained a lively hope of
coming out of it in the spring, and did not realize his true condition.
He merely said, “I have overworked myself, and must lay by or I shall
break down altogether.” He meant to remain in London as long as his
welcome lasted, and when he perceived a falling off in his audience,
would close his season and go to the continent. His receipts averaged
about three hundred dollars a night, whilst his expenses were not fifty
dollars. “This, mind you,” he used to say, “is in very hard cash, an
article altogether superior to that of my friend Charles Reade.”
[Illustration: Artemus Ward]
His idea was to set aside out of his earnings enough to make him
independent, and then to give up “this mountebank business,” as he
called it. He had a great respect for scholarly culture and personal
respectability, and thought that if he could get time and health he
might do something “in the genteel comedy line.” He had a humorous
novel in view, and a series of more aspiring comic essays than any he
had attempted.
Often he alluded to the opening for an American magazine, “not quite so
highfalutin as the Atlantic nor so popular as Harper’s.” His mind was
beginning to soar above the showman and merrymaker. His manners had
always been captivating. Except for the nervous worry of ill-health, he
was the kind-hearted, unaffected Artemus of old, loving as a girl and
liberal as a prince. He once showed me his daybook in which were noted
down over five hundred dollars lent out in small sums to indigent
Americans.
“Why,” said I, “you will never get half of it back.”
“Of course not,” he said, “but do you think I can afford to have a lot
of loose fellows black-guarding me at home because I wouldn’t let them
have a sovereign or so over here?”
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