Masks, with Jim's beast, Tides, Among the lions, The reason, The house: one act plays of contemporary lifeMiddleton, George
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Masks, with Jim's beast, Tides, Among the lions, The reason, The house: one act plays of contemporary life
Middleton, George
American drama -- 20th century; One-act plays, American
As it happens he didn’t even know what his money was for. While I
was waiting here I heard Mrs. Morrow say.... (_He stops short as_
LIVINGSTON _gives him a sharp look_.)
BESS
(_Quickly_)
You see, dear, you were mistaken in that sign.
LIVINGSTON
(_Casually_)
Perhaps. Curious though how much information a man picks up while
he _waits_ about. (_He crosses over to the case opposite._) I
wonder what this one will reveal.
(HOOD _sees he has been caught in a slip. It spurs him into a
mood of retaliation. He overcomes a momentary hesitation and
then shows he resolves to tell_ LIVINGSTON _everything_.)
HOOD
(_With hoarse nervous intensity_)
Mr. Livingston!
BESS
(_Under her breath to him_)
Bob!
LIVINGSTON
(_Not turning_)
Yes?
(_For a second_ HOOD _is about to speak, but he is halted by_
BESS’S _look and voices, as the_ PROFESSOR, _followed by_
LARRY ANDERSON, _enters_.
LARRY _is a fine strapping doughboy in his uniform, on which
are two gold service stripes and several decorations for
bravery. His hand is bandaged. They come down._
_As_ LIVINGSTON _gives no indication of leaving_, BESS _still
sits there while_ HOOD _keeps his eyes on her husband’s back.
His silence holds them there._)
PROFESSOR
But I was expecting at least two hundred.
LARRY
They got lost on the way.
PROFESSOR
Lost?
LARRY
Yes. I left them at the Follies. But I’d heard my uncle speak of
this place.
PROFESSOR
(_Brightens_)
Is your uncle interested in fossils?
LARRY
Yes. He’s a queer bug. He told me to be sure and not miss the
Chamber of Horrors. You know, where all the Kings and Queens and
statesmen are embalmed in wax?
PROFESSOR
But, my dear friend, they tore down the Eden Musée several years
ago.
LARRY
They did? Why didn’t they wait till I got back? Haven’t you any
Chamber of Horrors here?
PROFESSOR
No; this is the Paleontological section.
LARRY
(_Looking about_)
Well, now that I’m here maybe this will do as well.
(LIVINGSTON _now turns, leaning against the case, much
interested in the two men. As he shows no intention of
moving_, BESS _sits there, twisting her handkerchief
nervously in her hand_. HOOD _is embarrassed and undecided_.)
Trot ’em out, so I can tell uncle I’ve seen ’em.
PROFESSOR
(_Pointing to_ BRONTOSAURUS)
This is a major Dinosaur.
LARRY
Major what?
PROFESSOR
The more popular name is the Brontosaurus.
LARRY
Is that so? (_Looking at it._) Some bird!
PROFESSOR
It’s a reptile: its name means Thunder Lizard because its mighty
tread shook the earth.
LARRY
Where did it grow?
PROFESSOR
From other bones we have found I should say it roamed all over the
world. This specimen was dug up in Wyoming.
LARRY
What was it doing in Wyoming?
PROFESSOR
(_On his dignity_)
It was possibly overtaken there by an earthquake.
LARRY
Must have been some earthquake.
PROFESSOR
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