Masks, with Jim's beast, Tides, Among the lions, The reason, The house: one act plays of contemporary lifeMiddleton, George
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Masks, with Jim's beast, Tides, Among the lions, The reason, The house: one act plays of contemporary life
Middleton, George
American drama -- 20th century; One-act plays, American
Since it was thus buried in silica away from the decomposing air
and moisture, it was preserved for centuries--till we happened to
discover it with a pick.
LARRY
You don’t say so! (_He looks at it a bit awed._) When we were
digging trenches in No Man’s Land we used to find....
PROFESSOR
What?
LARRY
Not that sort of bones.
PROFESSOR
This was in an excellent state of preservation. It is sixty feet
long and must have weighed when alive forty tons. It took seven
years to dig it out and mount it. We had to be very careful not to
break its marvelous tail. If you’ll walk to the other end you’ll
get an idea of its length. We found ninety-seven perfect vertebræ.
LARRY
Ninety-seven? You don’t say so?
PROFESSOR
You can count them and see.
LARRY
Ninety-seven what you call ’ems! Think of that. (_As he goes up._)
And you say it came from Wyoming?
PROFESSOR
Yes.
LARRY
(_Proudly_)
That’s my state, too.
(LARRY _wanders off out of sight looking at the fossil. As
the_ PROFESSOR _starts to follow_, LIVINGSTON, _who has been
watching his wife and_ HOOD, _stops him_.)
LIVINGSTON
I beg your pardon. I hope you won’t mind our being interested
in what you were saying; but we were wondering about the animal
ourselves.
(HOOD _looks at_ BESS _quickly not knowing what_ LIVINGSTON
_is driving at_.)
PROFESSOR
(_Brightening_)
Indeed? I’m afraid our young friend is a bit irreverent.
LIVINGSTON
May I ask what is known of its domestic habits?
PROFESSOR
It was hardly a domestic animal. Its family life probably extended
only during the infancy of its young.
LIVINGSTON
Was this a female, by chance?
PROFESSOR
Yes: the large pelvic development....
LIVINGSTON
This one undoubtedly had young, too?
PROFESSOR
Of course. But we have never found any of its eggs. It was a
reptile, you know.
LIVINGSTON
But while they were dependent it undoubtedly fought to protect its
young--like other animals?
PROFESSOR
With very few exceptions all the female animals at least do that;
even those of low intelligence.
LIVINGSTON
This one couldn’t by any chance have been wooed away from that
obligation by romantic notions?
PROFESSOR
(_Suspiciously_)
This--romantic?
LIVINGSTON
But you said it roamed in search of adventure?
PROFESSOR
(_A bit on his dignity_)
Romance lies in the field of the emotions: I am a scientist.
LIVINGSTON
What I mean is: was she faithful to one or promiscuous?
PROFESSOR
(_Embarrassed_)
Undoubtedly promiscuous.
LIVINGSTON
Of course.--You see, Bess, the lady existed before man made his
conventions.
PROFESSOR
Yes. She could follow all her natural instincts.
LIVINGSTON
Which were?
PROFESSOR
Food and fighting. You will observe her large maw and small brain.
Her main weapon of defense was her long powerfully muscled tail.
From the teeth, we deduce she was mainly herbivorous.
LIVINGSTON
What did she feed on?
PROFESSOR
Everything she could pick up.
LIVINGSTON
(_Significantly_)
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