Detective and mystery stories; Private investigators -- England -- Fiction; Saint (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“Perhaps,” said the Saint, with that mocking smile, “it will increase
the prominence of the part which I hope to play in your thoughts from
now onwards if I tell you that from this morning the most strenuous
efforts will be made to kill me. On the other hand, of course, I shall
not be killed, so you mustn’t worry too much about me. I mean, don’t
go off your feed or lie awake all night or anything like that.”
“I’ll try not to,” she said lightly.
“You don’t believe me,” accused Templar sternly.
She hesitated.
“Well——”
“One day,” said the Saint severely, “you will apologise for your
unbelief.”
He gave her a stiff bow and marched away so abruptly that she gasped.
It was exactly one o’clock when he arrived home at the Pill Box, and
Orace was flustered and disapproving.
“If ya ’adn’t bin ’ome punctual,” said Orace, “I’d a bin out looking
for yer corpse. It ain’t fair ter give a man such a lotta worry. Yer
so careless I wonder the Tiger ’asn’t putcha out ’arf a dozen times.”
“I’ve met the most wonderful girl in the world,” said Simon
impenitently. “By all the laws of adventure, I’m bound to have to save
her life two or three times during the next ten days. I shall kiss her
very passionately in the last chapter. We shall be married——”
Orace snorted.
“Lunch ’narf a minnit,” he said, and disappeared.
The Saint washed his hands and ran a comb through his hair in the
half-minute’s grace allowed him; and the Saint was thoughtful. He had
his full measure of human vanity, and it tickled his sense of humour
to enter the lists with the air of a Mystery Man straight out of a
detective story, but he had a solid reason for giving his caprice its
head. It struck him that the Tiger knew all about him and his quest,
and that therefore no useful purpose would be served by trying to
pretend innocence; whereas a shameless bravado might well bother the
other side considerably. They would be racking their brains to find
some reason for his brazen front, and crediting him with the most
complicated subtleties: when all the time there was nothing behind it
but the fact that one pose was as good as another, and the opportunity
to play the swashbuckler was too good to be missed.
The Saint was whistling blithely when Orace brought lunch. He knew
that the Tiger was in Baycombe. He had come half-way across the world
to rob the Tiger of a million dollars, and the duel promised to be
exhilarating as anything in the Saint’s hell-for-leather past.
Chapter II
The Naturalist
Algernon de Breton Lomas-Coper was one of the genial Algys made famous
by Mr. P. G. Wodehouse, and accordingly he often ejaculated “What?
What?” to show that he could hardly believe his own brilliance; but
now he ejaculated “What? What?” to show that he could hardly believe
his own ears.
“It’s perfectly true,” said Patricia. “And he’s coming to lunch.”
“Wow!” gasped Algy feebly, and relapsed into open-mouthed amazement.
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