Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-TonPeacock, Thomas Love
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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
Anthelia had received intimations from various quarters of similar
intentions on the part of various individuals, not less valuable than
Sir Telegraph Paxarett in the scale of moral utility; and though there
was not one among them for whom she felt the slightest interest, she
thought it would be too uncourteous in a pupil of chivalry, and too
inhospitable in the mistress of an old English castle, to bar her gates
against them. At the same time she felt the want of a lord seneschal to
receive and entertain visitors so little congenial to her habits and
inclinations: and it immediately occurred to her that no one would be
more fit for this honourable office, if he could be prevailed on to
undertake it, than an old relation—a medium, as it were, between cousin
and great-uncle; who had occasionally passed a week or a month with her
father at Melincourt. The name of this old gentleman was Hippy—Humphrey
Hippy, Esquire, of Hypocon House, in the county of Durham. He was a
bachelor, and his character exhibited a singular compound of
kind-heartedness, spleen, and melancholy, which governed him by turns,
and sometimes in such rapid succession that they seemed almost
co-existent. To him Anthelia determined on sending an express, with a
letter entreating him to take on himself, for a short time, the
superintendence of Melincourt Castle, and giving as briefly as possible
her reasons for the request. In pursuance of this determination, old
Peter Gray, a favourite domestic of Sir Henry, and, I believe, a distant
relation of little Lucy,[5] was despatched the following morning to
Hypocon House, where the gate was opened to him by old Harry Fell, a
distant relation of little Alice, who, as the reader well knows,
‘belonged to Durham.’ Old Harry had become, by long habit, a curious
species of animated mirror, and reflected all the humours of his master
with wonderful nicety. When Mr. Hippy was in a rage, old Harry looked
fierce; when Mr. Hippy was in a good humour, old Harry was the picture
of human kindness; when Mr. Hippy was blue-devilled, old Harry was
vapourish; when Mr. Hippy was as melancholy as a gib-cat, old Harry was
as dismal as a screech-owl. The latter happened to be the case when old
Peter presented himself at the gate, and old Harry accordingly opened it
with a most rueful elongation of visage. Peter Gray was ready with a
warm salutation for his old acquaintance Harry Fell; but the lamentable
cast of expression in the physiognomy of the latter froze it on his
lips, and he contented himself with asking in a hesitating tone, ‘Is Mr.
Hippy at home?’
[Illustration: _Old Harry had become, by long habit, a curious species
of animated mirror._]
‘He is,’ slowly and sadly articulated Harry Fell, shaking his head.
‘I have a letter for him,’ said Peter Gray.
‘Ah!’ said Harry Fell, taking the letter, and stalking off with it as
solemnly as if he had been following a funeral.
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