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Melincourt : $b or, Sir Oran Haut-Ton
Peacock, Thomas Love
English fiction -- 19th century; Orangutans -- Fiction; Satire
‘A pleasant reception,’ thought Peter Gray, ‘instead of the old ale and
cold sirloin I dreamed of.’
Old Harry tapped three times at the door of his master’s chamber,
observing the same interval between each tap as is usual between the
sounds of a muffled drum: then, after a due pause, he entered the
apartment. Mr. Hippy was in his night-gown and slippers, with one leg on
a cushion, suffering under an imaginary attack of the gout, and in the
last stage of despondency. Old Harry walked forward in the same slow
pace till he found himself at the proper distance from his master’s
chair. Then putting forth his hand as deliberately as if it had been the
hour-hand of the kitchen clock, he presented the letter. Mr. Hippy took
it in the same manner, sank back in his chair as if exhausted with the
effort, and cast his eyes languidly on the seal. Immediately his eyes
brightened, he tore open the letter, read it in an instant, sprang up,
flung his night-gown one way, his night-cap another, kicked off his
slippers, kicked away his cushion, kicked over his chair, and bounced
downstairs, roaring for his coat and boots, and his travelling chariot,
with old Harry capering at his heels, and re-echoing all his
requisitions. Harry Fell was now a new man. Peter Gray was seized by the
hand and dragged into the buttery, where a cold goose and a flagon of
ale were placed before him, to which he immediately proceeded to do
ample justice; while old Harry rushed off with a cold fowl and ham for
the refection of Mr. Hippy, who had been too seriously indisposed in the
morning to touch a morsel of breakfast. Having placed these and a bottle
of Madeira in due form and order before his master, he flew back to the
buttery, to assist old Peter in the demolition of the goose and ale, his
own appetite in the morning having sympathised with his master’s, and
being now equally disposed to make up for lost time.
Mr. Hippy’s travelling chariot was rattled up to the door by four
high-mettled posters from the nearest inn. Mr. Hippy sprang into the
carriage, old Harry vaulted into the dicky, the postilions cracked their
whips, and away they went,
Over the hills and the plains,
Over the rivers and rocks,
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