Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“Here’s to the ‘Tramp’s Rest,’” said Tom when we had all been
provided with coffee. “I boney a cot in this house to-night. You
fellows can sleep in rooms if you want. For me the stars through
the cracks.”
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CHAPTER XXIX
MINERVA AND THE SNAKE.
THE latter part of the week Ethel received a letter from Billy,
saying that he and Jack would be delighted to come up.
Billy’s letter was characteristic. It ran:
“My Dear Mrs. Vernon:
“You are a kind, good lady. Jack agrees with me in this. You
have saved our lives. It has been a long time since we sold
any pictures, and we have forgotten the address of our bank,
so we were not thinking of going to any summer resort this
summer, but your invitation could not be refused without
insulting you.
“It is not entirely as if we were strangers, however,
because we know Tom (oh, don’t we know him) and we know your
husband. Tom has brought him to the Olla Podrida Club more
than once and has made him smoke the club cigars which we
thought unkind. So we have a certain sympathy with your
husband and are prepared to like him better the more we know
him.
“Will you please ask Tom to tell us what train to take, and
also to do any other things that are necessary. He will
understand.
“Please give my regards to Miss Paxton. You mentioned her as
part of your ‘party,’ and she must be a large part, unless
she has changed. I used to know her before I came to New
York, when she was a little girl (three years ago).
“Jack wants me to tell you that whatever I think of you he
thinks also, and that you do not know how much you have done
for ART IN AMERICA by making it possible for us to set down
on canvas the beauties of your state. (I’m not sure whether
that should be a capital S or not.)
“Yours cordially,
“WILLIAM EDSON.”
When we showed the letter to Tom and asked him what Mr. Edson
meant by saying, “ask Tom to do any other things that are
necessary,” he burst into a roar of laughter.
“That means in plain English that the dear boys are stone broke,
and that they will need money before they can buy their tickets.
I will telegraph them ten dollars.”
“Do you mean to say,” said Benedict, “that those young men are
going to borrow the money to come up here?”
“Yes, why not?” said Tom with just a suspicion of heat in his
tone.
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