Thus did she always set down the can with a thump, and perform a species
of tattoo on Mr. Wycherly’s door, exclaiming loudly, "Here’s yer bawth
watter—sir." The "sir" always following after a pause, for it was only
added out of deference to continual admonishment on the part of Miss
Esperance, who thought that Elsa’s manner to Mr. Wycherly was frequently
lacking in respect, as indeed it was. She could never be got to look
upon him as other than a poor, silly pensioner of her mistress.
A few days after the children arrived, Mr. Wycherly was awakened by the
voice of Edmund in the next room, vociferously demanding "man." Mr.
Wycherly sat up in bed and listened.
"Want man, want to see man."
Murmured remonstrances from Robina, laboured explanations as to the
impossibility of beholding any man when he was still in his bed.
"Want man, want to see man," in tones ever growing louder and more
decided from Baby Edmund.
This went on for about half an hour, while all the time Mr. Wycherly lay
awake listening and longing to get up and join the little person who
showed so flattering a desire for his society; but that he dared not do
till Elsa brought his hot water. At last it came: dumped down as usual
with a resounding impact with the floor, while Elsa knocked loudly with
her wonted vibrant announcement.
Mr. Wycherly was just preparing to get up when there were new and
strange sounds outside his door: rustlings and whisperings and curious
uncertain fumblings with the handle. Suddenly the door was pushed open
to show the children standing on the threshold behind the hot-water can.
"Man! Man’! Me see man in bed," cried Edmund, jumping up and down
gleefully. He made a plunge forward to reach Mr. Wycherly, and of
course fell up against the can, which upset, while the baby capsized on
to the top of it. The water was hot and the baby was very frightened.
So was Mr. Wycherly. As loud wails rent the air he leaped out of bed to
rush to the rescue, only to skip back again with even greater haste as
he heard Elsa and Robina on the stairs. Edmund was picked up and
carried off, Robina volubly explaining how she had only left them for a
minute. Mr. Wycherly’s door was banged to, indignantly, as though he
was entirely to blame, and the hot water continued to stream gaily over
the carpet.
Mr. Wycherly stood in great awe of Elsa. Here was a most tremendous
mess, and so long as he was in bed no one could or would come to his
assistance. He arose hastily, arrested the flow of the stream in one
direction with his big bath sponge, sopped up the water as well as he
could, and concluded the operation by the employment of all his towels.
Presently there came a new thump on his door. "Have ye moppet it up?"
asked Elsa anxiously.
"As well as I could," Mr. Wycherly replied humbly. "I don’t think it
will soak through to the room below."
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