Mr. Wycherly found his learned leisure considerably curtailed by the new
arrivals. Both Montagu and Edmund (it was curiously characteristic of
the household that the children were "Montagu" and "Edmund" from the
very first, never "Monty" or "Baby") infinitely preferred his society to
that of Robina, even though she was so much nearer their own age.
Children are very quick to see where they may tyrannise, and gentle,
scholarly Mr. Wycherly, who had loved few people, and those few so
dearly, fell an easy victim to "dear Archie’s boys."
Montagu was called after him, but if on this score the elder boy may
seem to have had more claim on his attention than Baby Edmund, the
little brother made up in what Montagu called "demandliness," what he
may have lacked in legitimate pretension.
Even in a very large house it is impossible to conceal the presence of
children. They are of all human creatures the most ubiquitous, the
least repressible. Wherever they are they betray themselves in a
thousand ways no foresight can presage. Their very belongings seem
possessed of their own all-pervading spirit, and toys and small shed
garments have a way of turning up in the most unlikely places.
When, three days after the little boys arrived at Remote, Mr. Wycherly
discovered an absurd small glove, with holes in every finger, shut
inside the "Third Satire of Horace," he remembered to have heard Elsa
loudly rebuking the lass, Robina, for having suffered it to get lost. He
took it out and looked at it, fingering it with wistful wonder and
tenderness: then, almost guiltily he put it back again and closed the
book, apologising to himself with the reflection that it really was
quite worn out.
The spare bedroom with the four-post bed was next to Mr. Wycherly’s
bedroom, and as it was the only room in Remote that was possible as a
night nursery, he heard in the early morning all sorts of mysterious
sounds connected with the toilet of the two small boys. The little high
voices: Baby Edmund’s bubbling laugh that was exactly like the beginning
of a thrush’s song: equally often, Baby Edmund’s noisy outcries when
things displeased him: Robina’s pleadings, and the gentle counsels of
Miss Esperance—all these things smote upon the ears of Mr. Wycherly as
he lay in bed waiting for the big can of hot water which, every morning,
Elsa dumped down outside his door that he might take the chill off his
bath. This matutinal bath being something of a grievance with Elsa, who
considered it as a part of Mr. Wycherly’s general "fushionlessness" that
he should require so much more washing than other folk.
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