England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“I quite feel that about him. Apart from liking to show off, and not
being able to afford to do it, old Amherst is no fool. But whilst I know
that he knows what he’s up to, I can’t say that I always know what he
knows about knowing— See what I mean, don’t you? Is this him, in the
Russian-bear costume?”
Mr. Amherst, in a brand-new fur-lined overcoat, was scarcely the man to
deprive the public of a full view of it, and he resisted the page-boy’s
attempt to take possession at the door. Diners at other tables glanced
up. Two matronly ladies at the corner said something in a foreign
language and suspended the rule which orders that one should not laugh at
one’s own jokes. Men gave their closer attention to the trim young
figure in a small sealskin cap and warm costume who followed so soon as
Mr. Amherst’s whirling arms made it safe to do so.
“Gentlemen,” he said, advancing to the long table, with the air of making
a speech, “I have to apologise for being somewhat late on the Rialto, so
to speak, but— You’ve met my daughter. Waiter, another chair!” They
rose, and she nodded pleasantly, giving to one her muff, another her
cloak, a third her gloves. “I particularly wanted her to come along, and
it occupied some little time to induce her to obey my request. She’s all
I’ve got now, you see.” He sat down heavily at the top of the table.
“Now then, my lad,” to the attendant, in a pained manner, “we all seem to
be waiting, except you. How much longer before the soup comes?”
Miss Amherst, at the other end of the table, explained to neighbours that
her father’s account was inexact in certain particulars. What had really
happened was that she found he intended her to stop at the hotel and dine
alone.
“He generally gets his own way,” remarked one.
“Not if it happens to differ from mine,” she said.
“Did he tell you, by any chance,” lowering voices, and speaking
confidentially, “what the motive was for asking us all here this
evening?”
“I understood it was that you should eat a dinner.” They shook their
heads to convey that the information was not complete, and followed her
lead in the management of the whitebait.
Near Mr. Amherst, the talk, managed and directed by him, was devoted to
the political situation. The host submitted a practical method of
solving the difficulty of which he spoke as one owning the patent rights;
put more briefly than he explained it, it was to convey the principal
members of the party with which he was not in agreement to Newgate on a
convenient Monday morning, and hang them, one after the other. Near Miss
Amherst conversation was on a less remote subject, and her admirable
acquaintance with details enabled them to speak freely. Once she
disputed a question concerning the Tottenham Hotspurs, and, obtaining
silence by rapping a spoon, submitted it for decision to her father.
“My dear,” he answered deferentially, “we don’t want to talk shop. Not
just yet awhile, at any rate.”
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