Modern literature: a novel, Volume 3 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 3 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
Having viewed whatever appeared most worthy of inspection in Blenheim
castle and park, our travellers returned to Woodstock, where they
dined, and, in the evening, set off for Whitney, whence, that night,
they reached Bybury in Glocestershire. Here they found a very good
inn, and a young woman, who did not officiate as a servant, paid her
respects to the ladies; upon seeing this person, our hero thought her
very handsome, and after his Maria, one of the most charming girls he
had ever beheld; and they afterwards found, upon enquiry, that she
was reckoned the beauty of the vale of Evesham. They learned that
the most commodious apartment for supper was a public room, where
several parties were sitting at different tables. There had been,
it seems, a play in an adjoining barn; and the greater number of the
spectators were at supper in the wide and extensive theatre; but a
few of the higher order were promoted to the dining room, and our
travellers overheard some dramatic criticism. A decent substantial
looking man declared himself extremely delighted, and was proceeding
with particulars, when a great, stout, portly figure entered in a
dress which appeared to be an old sailor’s jacket bespangled with
whip-cord, and whispering something to the waiter, was shewn to a box
facing that of Hamilton. The company was at first silent, and then
began a clapping, but not so loud as to prevent the waiter’s voice
from being heard bawling, “eggs and bacon for the ghost, and a pot of
mild ale,” and soon after, “for the queen, a glass of crank hot and
strong, beef steaks and onions for Ophelia.” Hamilton having heard
this order, conceived that the gentleman in the blue jacket, though
really so abounding in flesh and blood, was intended to be the ghost
of the elder Hamlet. Accordingly he accosted him; “I find, sir, that
by being too late, these ladies and I have missed the performance of
a very excellent tragedy.” “Yes,” replied the other, “if you know any
thing of London plays, you would have been astonished with us.” “You
acted the ghost, sir.” “Yes, and Laertes.” “But had you not to change
your dress?” “No; I had no dress to change with. I should indeed have
taken off the armour, but the taylor was on the stage playing the
king.” “Where is your Hamlet?” “Gone home to supper with the sexton,
who acted the part of the grave-digger. I assure you, that bating his
now and then forgetting his part, our Hamlet is a capital actor; but
here comes the fair Ophelia bearing a mug of porter.” The mistress of
the Danish Prince was arrayed in a green jacket and a red petticoat,
that proved Monmouth-street to extend to distant parts of the kingdom.
But as she was a fine likely girl, her habiliments appeared to the best
advantage, and she sat down by a young farmer, who appeared smitten
with her charms, while she seemed nowise to discourage his addresses,
and it required no ghost to discover what would be the result. Our
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