Modern literature: a novel, Volume 3 (of 3) — John Shaqi
Modern literature: a novel, Volume 3 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 3 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
hero thought he had seen her somewhere, and as some parts of the
conversation induced the ladies to retire, he entered into discourse
with the representative of Hamlet’s royal sire, and Ophelia and her
new acquaintance having left the room, he enquired whence she came.
The actor replied, that she came to Worcester several months before
with an Irishman; they called themselves Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton, but
he believed that was not the real name of the man; and farther, that
he much doubted whether the woman had any title to his name, be it
what it might. The man sometimes acted and sometimes preached: he was
engaged to deliver a sermon the following day at Tetbury, where he had
made several female converts. Madam often joined him in his spiritual
exercises, for she had a good pipe, and was an excellent hand at an
hymn; and being a handsome clever lass, was as graciously received at
the love feasts and communion of saints by the men, as her holy partner
was by the women. “Pray,” said our hero, “what is this Mr. Hamilton’s
figure?” “A very tall stout fellow, with a mark on his cheek, which
he said he got in defending himself against a dozen of robbers, for
he draws a long bow.” Hamilton, as our readers will readily conceive,
concluded this sacred dramatist to be no other than his worthy
connection Mr. Roger O’Rourke, and resolved to repair to Tetbury in
sufficient time to participate of the spiritual food which this noted
cook had provided.
Hamilton and his lovely companion had now been some time in bed, and
had almost fallen asleep, when they heard a very great noise over their
heads, and men speaking in a loud and furious tone. Striking a light
our hero went to inquire into the cause, and entering the room whence
the bawling issued, found two men in their shirts holding and cuffing
each other. Having, with some difficulty, parted the combatants, who
were now battered and bloody, he asked what was the ground of the
affray, and discovered that it originated in a mistake. The room it
seems belonged to the ghost; the young farmer had become the devotee
of Ophelia, either for religion or some other reason, and it had been
agreed, that they should resume their spiritual confabulations during
the solemn stillness of the night. The farmer went to the wrong door,
and approaching the supposed Ophelia, was surprized by a hoarse voice,
demanding who he was. The farmer, apprehending that another person
had anticipated his wishes, in an equal rage approached the bed, its
possessor starting up, a combat had ensued. The landlord and various
others having now come to the room, the farmer was prevailed on to
withdraw, and so the scuffle ended. Our hero returned to Maria, whom he
found joined by Charlotte, that had been alarmed by the uproar, but
quietness being restored, she departed. Next morning, our hero being
called at an early hour by his previous directions, arose. Enquiring
after the farmer, he learned, that he had huddled on his cloaths
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