Money for nothingWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Money for nothing
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Greed -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
Perhaps that was why she laughed at him so frequently--because she was
entertained by the spectacle of a man, obviously in love with her,
refraining year after year from making any verbal comment on the state
of his emotions.
Resolution poured over John in a strengthening flood. He looked at
his watch. It was nearly three. If he got the two-seater and started
at once, he could be in London by seven, in nice time to take her to
dinner somewhere. He hurried down the stairs and out into the stable
yard.
"Shove that car out of the way, Bolt," said John, eluding Emily, who,
wet to the last hair, was endeavouring to climb up him. "I want to get
the two-seater."
"Two-seater, sir?"
"Yes. I'm going to London."
"It's not there, Mr. John," said the chauffeur, with the gloomy
satisfaction which he usually reserved for telling his employer that
the battery had run down.
"Not there? What do you mean?"
"Mr. Hugo took it, sir, an hour ago. He told me he was going over to
see Mr. Carmody at Healthward Ho. Said he had important business and
knew you wouldn't object."
The stable yard reeled before John. Not for the first time in his life,
he cursed his light-hearted cousin. "Knew you wouldn't object!" It was
just the fat-headed sort of thing Hugo would have said.
CHAPTER II
I
There is something about those repellent words, Healthward Ho, that has
a familiar ring. You feel that you have heard them before. And then you
remember. They have figured in letters to the daily papers from time to
time.
THE STRAIN OF MODERN LIFE
TO THE EDITOR
_The Times._
SIR:
In connection with the recent correspondence in your columns on the
Strain of Modern Life, I wonder if any of your readers are aware
that there exists in the county of Worcestershire an establishment
expressly designed to correct this strain. At Healthward Ho
(formerly Graveney Court), under the auspices of the well-known
American physician and physical culture expert, Doctor Alexander
Twist, it is possible for those who have allowed the demands of
modern life to tax their physique too greatly to recuperate in
ideal surroundings and by means of early hours, wholesome exercise,
and Spartan fare to build up once more their debilitated tissues.
It is the boast of Doctor Twist that he makes New Men for Old.
I am, sir,
Yrs. etc.,
MENS SANA IN CORPORE SANO.
DO WE EAT TOO MUCH?
TO THE EDITOR
_Daily Mail._
SIR:
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