Money for nothingWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Money for nothing
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Greed -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
The correspondence in your columns on the above subject calls to
mind a remark made to me not long ago by Doctor Alexander Twist,
the well-known American physician and physical culture expert.
"Over-eating," said Doctor Twist emphatically, "is the curse of the
Age."
At Healthward Ho (formerly Graveney Court), his physical culture
establishment in Worcestershire, wholesale exercise and Spartan
fare are the order of the day, and Doctor Twist has, I understand,
worked miracles with the most apparently hopeless cases.
It is the boast of Doctor Twist that he makes New Men for Old.
I am, sir,
Yrs. etc.,
MODERATION IN ALL THINGS.
SHOULD THE CHAPERONE BE RESTORED?
TO THE EDITOR
_Daily Express._
SIR:
A far more crying need than that of the Chaperone in these modern
days is for a Supervisor of the middle-aged man who has allowed
himself to get "out of shape."
At Healthward Ho (formerly Graveney Court), in Worcestershire,
where Doctor Alexander Twist, the well-known American physician and
physical culture expert, ministers to such cases, wonders have been
achieved by means of simple fare and mild, but regular, exercise.
It is the boast of Doctor Twist that he makes New Men for Old.
I am, sir,
Yrs. etc.
VIGILANT.
These letters and many others, though bearing a pleasing variety of
signatures, proceeded in fact from a single gifted pen--that of Doctor
Twist himself--and among that class of the public which consistently
does itself too well when the gong goes and yet is never wholly free
from wistful aspirations toward a better liver they had created a
scattered but quite satisfactory interest in Healthward Ho. Clients
had enrolled themselves on the doctor's books, and now, on this summer
afternoon, he was enabled to look down from his study window at a group
of no fewer than eleven of them, skipping with skipping ropes under the
eye of his able and conscientious assistant, ex-Sergeant-Major Flannery.
Sherlock Holmes--and even, on one of his bright days, Doctor
Watson--could have told at a glance which of those muffled figures was
Mr. Flannery. He was the only one who went in instead of out at the
waist-line. All the others were well up in the class of man whom Julius
Cæsar once expressed a desire to have about him. And pre-eminent among
them in stoutness, dampness, and general misery was Mr. Lester Carmody,
of Rudge Hall.
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