Money for nothingWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Money for nothing
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Greed -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
The adroit thrust made no impression on John. His mind was too busy
to recognize it for what it was--viz., about the cleverest repartee
ever uttered by a non-commissioned officer of His Majesty's regular
forces. A monstrous suspicion had smitten him, with the effect almost
of a physical blow. Suspicion? It was more than a suspicion. If it was
at Dolly Molloy's request that he was now locked up in this infernal
room, then, bizarre as it might seem, Dolly Molloy must in some way be
connected with the nefarious activities of the man Twist. The links
that connected the two might be obscure, but as to the fact there could
be no doubt whatever.
"You mean ..." he gasped.
"I mean your sister, sir, who brought you over here in her car."
"What! That was my car."
"No, no, sir, that won't do. I saw her myself driving off in it some
hours ago. She waved her 'and to me," said Mr. Flannery, caressing his
moustache and allowing a note of tender sentiment to creep into his
voice. "Yes, sir! She turned and waved her 'and."
John made no reply. He was beyond speech. Trifling though it might seem
to an insurance company in comparison with the loss of Rudge Hall's
more valuable treasures, the theft of the two-seater smote him a blow
from which he could not hope to rally. He loved his Widgeon Seven. He
had nursed it, tended it, oiled it, watered it, watched over it in
sickness and in health as if it had been a baby sister. And now it had
gone.
"Look here!" he cried feverishly. "You must let me out of here. At
once!"
"No, sir. I promised your sister...."
"She isn't my sister! I haven't got a sister! Good heavens, man, can't
you understand...."
"I understand very well, sir. Artfulness! I was prepared for it."
Sergeant-Major Flannery paused for an instant. "The young lady," he
said dreamily, "was afraid, too, that you might try to bribe me. She
warned me most particular."
John did not speak. His Widgeon Seven! Gone!
"Bribe me!" repeated Sergeant-Major Flannery, his eyes widening. It was
evident that the mere thought of such a thing sickened this good man.
"She said you would try to bribe me to let you go."
"Well, you can make your mind easy," said John between his teeth. "I
haven't any money."
There was a moment's silence. Then Mr. Flannery said "Ho!" in a rather
short manner. And silence fell again.
It was broken by the Sergeant-Major, in a moralizing vein.
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