Money for nothingWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Money for nothing
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Greed -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
"It's a wonder to me," he said, and there was peevishness in his
voice, "that a young fellow with a lovely sister like what you've got
can bring himself to lower himself to the beasts of the field, as
the saying is. Drink in moderation is one thing. Mopping it up and
becoming verlent and a nuisance to all is another. If you'd ever seen
one of them lantern slides showing what alcohol does to the liver of
the excessive drinker maybe you'd have pulled up sharp while there
was time. And not," said the Sergeant-Major, still with that oddly
querulous note in his voice, "have wasted all your money on what could
only do you 'arm. If you 'adn't of give in so to your self-indulgence
and what I may call besottedness, you would now 'ave your pocket full
of money to spend how you fancied." He sighed. "Your cuppertea's got
cold," he said moodily.
"I don't want any tea."
"Then I'll be leaving you," said Mr. Flannery. "If you require
anything, press the bell. Nobody'll take any notice of it."
He withdrew cautiously down the ladder, and, having paused at the
bottom to shake his head reproachfully, disappeared from view.
John did not miss him. His desire for company had passed. What
he wanted now was to be alone and to think. Not that there was
any likelihood of his thoughts being pleasant ones. The more he
contemplated the iniquity of the Molloy family, the deeper did the iron
enter into his soul. If ever he set eyes on Thomas G. Molloy again....
He set eyes on him again, oddly enough, at this very moment. From where
he stood, looking out through the bars of the window, there was visible
to him a considerable section of the drive. And up the drive at this
juncture, toiling painfully, came Mr. Molloy in person, seated on a
bicycle.
As John craned his neck and glared down with burning eyes, the rider
dismounted, and the bicycle, which appeared to have been waiting for
the chance, bit him neatly in the ankle with its left pedal. John was
too far away to hear the faint cry of agony which escaped the suffering
man, but he could see his face. It was a bright crimson face, powdered
with dust, and its features were twisted in anguish.
John went back to the jug and took another long drink. In the spectacle
just presented to him he had found a faint, feeble glimmering of
consolation.
CHAPTER XII
I
On leaving John, Sergeant-Major Flannery's first act was to go to
what he was accustomed to call the orderly room and make his report.
He reached it only a few minutes after its occupant's return to
consciousness. Chimp Twist had opened his eyes and staggered to his
feet at just about the moment when the Sergeant-Major was offering John
the cup of tea.
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