[Frau Lund seats herself on sofa. Next to her on the right Frau Beermann; Beermann and Bolland sit opposite in large leather chairs. Hauser is standing behind the sofa leaning against it.] FRAU LUND [to Hauser]. Tell me Judge, where have you been keeping yourself all this time? HAUSER. In my office, Frau Lund, only in my office. But I hear that you were on the Riviera. FRAU LUND. Four weeks in Monte Carlo. Children, I gambled like an old viveur. BEERMANN. What luck? FRAU LUND. I lost, of course--I'm too old to set the world on fire. But, Beermann, I hear all sorts of surprises about you. You are a candidate for the Reichstag? BEERMANN. Yes, they nominated me. FRAU LUND. Who are "they"? BEERMANN. The combined Liberals and Conservatives ... HAUSER. And the Conservatives and Liberals combined. FRAU LUND. Formerly these were distinct parties. HAUSER. Formerly,--formerly. BEERMANN. Now there is fusion. FRAU LUND [to Frau Beermann]. You never told me that your husband was in politics. FRAU BEERMANN. He never was--up to two weeks ago. FRAU LUND. How quickly things change! And of all the people ... you! BEERMANN. What's so startling in that? FRAU LUND. You told me that you never even read the newspapers. BOLLAND. We all are cordially grateful to Beermann that in an hour of need he made this sacrifice. FRAU LUND. The way you talk about the "hour of need" and "sacrifice" Herr Kommerzienrat, it seems to me that you would have been the better candidate. BOLLAND. Oh, I am too pronouncedly Liberal. HAUSER. And that's an incurable disease! BOLLAND. At any rate it makes my nomination impossible. A man was needed who was not known as a party-man. FRAU LUND. It would seem then that our friend Beermann has become a politician because he ... is no politician? HAUSER. That's what is known as "fusion." BEERMANN. Allow me to ask a question. Why should I not become a Reichstag deputy? HAUSER. Quite right! Frau Lund--tell him--why shouldn't he? BEERMANN. Because I am a novice in politics? We all have to make a start. HAUSER. It's the only calling where one can start any day, Frau Lund, without being called upon to produce qualifications. BOLLAND. There you can tell the lawyer. You'd like to establish a civil service examination for members of the Reichstag? HAUSER. You are not afraid that it might hurt them? BEERMANN [with importance]. Let me tell you, Judge. What a person achieves in real life is far greater than all your book wisdom. We have too many lawyers anyway. It's one of our national misfortunes. FRAU LUND [merrily to Frau Beermann]. Look! He's beginning to debate already. BOLLAND [careless pose]. As you know, I run a soap factory where I employ four hundred and sixty-two workmen ... let me repeat it, four hundred and sixty-two workmen. Their livelihood and welfare lies in the palm of my hand; don't you think that requires brains? HAUSER. But ...