_He goes behind the screen and taps some bells._
HANK
What's that fer?
JONATHAN
That's to get ready.
HANK
Well, I'm ready.
[_Jonathan opens the curtain and discloses a scene from Zenobia._
That's beautiful. It's just like real.
[_Jonathan pulls a figure across the stage._
Hello, old man. That's the one I jus' seen. Where's the string?
[_Jonathan lifts the string._
JONATHAN
Here it is.
HANK
Now where's that feller goin' to?
JONATHAN (_coming out from behind the screen_)
Well, you see, _Zenobia_--
HANK
_Zenob_--God, what a name!
JONATHAN
They used to have names like that.
HANK
How d' you do it?
JONATHAN
Look, I'll show you a little.
[_He goes behind the screen and closes the curtain._
HANK
What you doin' that for? I like to see that picture.
JONATHAN
I'm going to show you how I do it.
[_Jonathan rings the bells._
HANK
All right. I'm ready. Let her go.
[_Jonathan opens the curtain and pulls a character on, then another._
JONATHAN (_in assumed voice_)
"Hail, noble duke."
"All is well, I ween."
HANK
Say, are they talkin' to each other?
JONATHAN
Yes.
HANK
Which is the noble duke?
JONATHAN (_pulling a string_)
This one.
HANK.
And the other one's name is Iween, ain't it?
JONATHAN
No, his name is Rollo.
[Illustration: JONATHAN MAKES A WISH
ACT I.]
HANK
All right, fire ahead. I guess you know what you're doing.
JONATHAN (_in assumed voice_)
"Hail, noble duke."
"All is well, I ween."
"Not very well, noble duke."
"What is wrong?"
"Queen Zenobia is very mad, noble duke."
"What is she mad about, Rollo?"
[_Uncle John enters suddenly._
JOHN
Jonathan--
[_He sees Hank._
What does this mean?
HANK
I'm seein' a show.
JOHN
You get out of here this instant.
HANK
I ain't hurtin' nothin', mister, but I'll git out if you say so.
JOHN
What do you mean by this, Jonathan?
HANK
I'll git out. Thank you fer the show, boy.
[_He goes out whistling._
_John crosses to the door._
JOHN (_calling after Hank_)
Come on, get out of here quickly.
HANK (_off_)
I'm out, mister.
JOHN
Now, Jonathan, what do you mean by bringing such people into this place?
JONATHAN
I didn't bring him in. He came up while I was working.
JOHN
Do you call that silly stuff _working_?
JONATHAN
I was getting it ready for Uncle Nathaniel.
JOHN
He's been putting that nonsense in your head, has he?
JONATHAN
He asked me to let him see all my plays.
JOHN
I suppose he told you to ask that dirty tramp in here.
JONATHAN
No, sir. He didn't see the tramp.
[_Hank is heard whistling._
_John crosses to one of the windows and opens it._
JOHN (_calling_)
You get away from there. Move on.
HANK'S VOICE
I guess the roadside's free, mister.
JOHN
We'll see about that.
[_Hank whistles._
JOHN
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