Mr. Pim Passes By: A Comedy in Three ActsMilne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
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Mr. Pim Passes By: A Comedy in Three Acts
Milne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
English drama -- 20th century
OLIVIA. Well, you'll want to--to apologize to him for living with his
wife for so long. (GEORGE _looks up and round at her nonplussed_). And as
I belong to him, he ought to be told where he can--call for me.
GEORGE (_after a struggle and scratching his head_). You put it in a very
peculiar way, but I see your point. (_With a shudder_.) Oh, the horrible
publicity of it all! (_Turns away and leans on writing-table_.)
OLIVIA (_going up to him and comforting him, placing her hands on his
shoulders_). Poor George. Dear, don't think I don't sympathize with you.
I understand so exactly what you are feeling. The publicity! It's
terrible.
GEORGE (_miserably and turning in his chair to her_). I want to do what's
right. You believe that, don't you?
OLIVIA. Of course I do. (_Taking her hands away_.) It's only that we
don't quite agree as to what is right and what is wrong.
GEORGE. It isn't a question of agreeing. Right is right, and wrong is
wrong, all the world over.
OLIVIA (_with a sad little smile_). But more particularly in
Buckinghamshire, I think.
GEORGE. If I only considered myself, I should say: "Let us pack this man
Telworthy back to Australia. He would make no claim. He would accept
money to go away and say nothing about it." If I consulted simply my own
happiness, Olivia, that, is what I should say. But when I consult--er--
OLIVIA (_with great feeling_). Mine?
GEORGE. My conscience----
OLIVIA (_disappointed_). Oh!
GEORGE. Then I can't do it. (_Rises and is going up_ L.) It's wrong.
OLIVIA (_making her first appeal_). Yes; but, George, don't you think I'm
worth a little--
GEORGE (_turning round, seeing_ DINAH _coming_). H'sh! Dinah! (_Moves
back to writing-table. Loudly for_ DINAH'S _benefit_.) Well, then I'll
write to him and--Ah, Dinah, where's Aunt Julia?
DINAH (_coming in from up_ L.). We've seen the pigs, and now she's
discussing the Art of Landseer with Brian. (_Crossing in front of
writing-table to_ OLIVIA.) I just came to ask--
OLIVIA. Dinah, dear, bring Aunt Julia here. And Brian too. We have things
we want to talk about with you all.
DINAH. Right-o! (_Moves back up_ L.)
GEORGE (_outraged_). Olivia!
DINAH (_turning on terrace_). What fun!
(OLIVIA _goes to table_ L.C. _and picks up her work-box. Exit_ DINAH L.)
GEORGE. Olivia, you don't seriously suggest that we should discuss these
things with a child like Dinah and a young man like Strange, a mere
acquaintance.
OLIVIA. Dinah will have to know. I'm very fond of her, George. You can't
send me away without telling Dinah. And Brian is my friend. (_Moving to
cabinet, puts curtains and work-box on top of cabinet_.) You have your
solicitor and your aunt and your conscience to consult--mayn't I even
have Brian?
GEORGE (_forgetting_). I should have thought that your _husband_--
OLIVIA (_coming down to_ L. _back end of settee_ L.). Yes, but we don't
know where Jacko is.
GEORGE. I was not referring to--er--Telworthy.
OLIVIA. Well then?
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