English wit and humor; English wit and humor, Pictorial; Seashore -- Humor
As the real abstract and brief chronicler of our time, Mr. Punch has
mirrored in little the social history of the last sixty-five years, and
apart from the genuine entertainment which this book presents, it is
scarcely less instructive as a pictorial history of British manners
during this period. One may here follow in the vivid sketches of the
master-draughtsmen of the age the ceaseless and bewildering changes of
fashion--the passing of the crinoline, the coming and going of the
bustle, the chignon, and similar vanities, and the evolution of the
present-day styles of dress both of men and women.
It is also curious to notice how little seaside customs, amusements,
troubles and delights, have varied in the last half-century. Landladies
are at the end what they were at the beginning; the same old type of
bathing-machine is still in use; our forefathers and their womenfolk in
the days when Mr. Punch was young behaved themselves by "the silver sea"
just as their children's children do to-day. Nothing has changed, except
that the most select of seaside places is no longer so select as it was
in the pre-railway days, and that the wealthier classes, preferring the
attractions of Continental resorts, are less in evidence at our own
watering-places.
The motto of this little work, as of all those in the series to which it
belongs, is "Our true intent is all for your delight", but if the book
carry with it some measure of instruction, we trust that may not be the
less to its credit.
MR. PUNCH AT THE SEASIDE
_Mrs. Dorset_ (_of "Dorset's Sugar and Butter Stores", Mile End Road_).
"Why on earth can't we go to a more _dressy_ place than this, 'Enery?
I'm sick of this dreary 'ole, year after year. It's nothing but sand and
water, sand and water!"
_Mr. Dorset._ "If it wasn't for sand and water, you wouldn't get no
'olerday."
* * * * *
[Illustration: A FASHIONABLE WATERING PLACE]
* * * * *
SEASIDE MEM.--The Society recently started to abolish Tied-houses will
not include Bathing Machines within the scope of its operations.
* * * * *
"WHERE'S RAMSGATE?"
[Illustration: BIDDY-FORD]
[_Mr. Justice Hawkins._ Where is Ramsgate?
_Mr. Dickens._ It is in Thanet, your lordship.
_Report of Twyman v. Bligh._]
"Where's Ramsgate?" Justice Hawkins cried.
"Where on our earthly planet?"
The learned Dickens straight replied,
"'Tis in the Isle of Thanet.
"Ramsgate is where the purest air
Will make your head or leg well,
Will jaded appetite repair,
With the shrimp cure of Pegwell.
"Where's Ramsgate? It is near the place
Where Julius Cæsar waded,
And nearer still to where his Grace
Augustine come one day did.
"All barristers should Ramsgate know:
I speak of it with pleasure",
Quoth Dickens. "There I often go
When wanting a refresher.
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