Mr. Punch's Book of Sport: The Humour of Cricket, Football, Tennis, Polo, Croquet, Hockey, Racing, &c
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Mr. Punch's Book of Sport: The Humour of Cricket, Football, Tennis, Polo, Croquet, Hockey, Racing, &c
English wit and humor; English wit and humor -- Periodicals; Sports -- Anecdotes; Sports -- Humor
ANOTHER TITLE!! SUPPLEMENTAL GAZETTE OF BIRTHDAY HONOURS.--Dr. W. G.
Grace to be Cricket-Field-Marshal.
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[Illustration: _Muscular High Church Curate._ "Wonderful things 'Grace'
does!"
_Low Church Vicar_ (_surprised at the serious observation from his
volatile friend_). "Ah, my dear sir, true----"
_High Church Curate._ "Yes. Only fancy, y'know!--ninety-two, and not
out!!"]
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"LE CRICQUETTE"
_How he will be played--shortly._
_Offices of the Athletic Congress, Paris._
[Illustration: CRICK-IT]
MONSIEUR,
I am overwhelmed with my gratitude to you and to the generous
dignitaries the Chancellors of your Universities, the Heads of your
great Public Seminaries, and the Principal of your renowned
Mary-le-bone College Club for the information they have given me
concerning "Le Criquette," your unique National game, and I thank
you in the name of my Committee for your present of
implements--_les wickettes_, _le boule de canon_, _les gros bois_
(the batsman's weapons), _le cuirasse pour les jambes de
Longstoppe_, and other necessaries for the dangers of the contest
that you have so kindly forwarded for our inspection. But most of
all are we indebted to you for sending over a 'ome team of your
brave professionals to play the match against our Parisian
"_onze_," for you rightly conjectured that by our experience of the
formidable game in action, we should be able to judge of its risks
and dangers, and after mature investigation be able so to revise
and ameliorate the manner of its playing as to bring it into
harmony with the taste and feeling of the athletic ambition of the
rising generation of our young France.
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