Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from PunchAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from Punch
Anstey, F.
Humorous songs -- England -- Texts; Musicals -- Librettos -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Revues -- Librettos -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
A Music-hall audience will always be exceedingly susceptible to
pathos--so long as they clearly understand that the song is not intended
to be of a comic nature. However, there is very little danger of any
misapprehension in the case of our present example, which is as natural
and affecting a little song as any that have been moving the Music Halls
of late. The ultra-fastidious may possibly be repelled by what they
would term the vulgarity of the title,--“The Night-light Ever Burning by
the Bed”--but, although it is true that this humble luminary is now more
generally called a “Fairy Lamp,” persons of true taste and refinement
will prefer the homely simplicity of its earlier name. The song only
contains three verses, which is the regulation allowance for Music-hall
pathos, the authors probably feeling that the audience could not stand
any more. It should be explained that the “tum-tum” at the end of
certain lines is not intended to be sung--it is merely an indication to
the orchestra to pinch their violins in a _pizzicato_ manner. The singer
should either come on as a serious black man--for burnt cork is a
marvellous provocative of pathos--or as his ordinary self. In either
case he should wear evening dress, with a large brilliant on each hand.
THE NIGHT-LIGHT EVER BURNING BY THE BED.
_First Verse._
I’ve been thinking of the home where my early years were spent,
’Neath the care of a kind maiden aunt, (_Tum_-tum-_tum_!)
And to go there once again has been often my intent,
But the railway fare’s expensive, so I can’t! (_Tum_-tum!)
Still I never can forget that night when last we met:
“Oh, promise me--whate’er you do!” she said, (_Tum_-tum-_tum_!)
“Wear flannel next your chest, and, when you go to rest,
Keep a night-light always burning by your bed!” (_Tum_-tum!)
_Refrain_ (_pianissimo._)
And my eyes are dim and wet;
For I seem to hear them yet--
Those solemn words at parting that she said: (_Tum_-tum-_tum_!)
“Now, mind you burn a night-light,
--’Twill last until it’s quite light--
In a saucerful of water by your bed!” (_Tum_-tum!)
_Second Verse._
I promised as she wished, and her tears I gently dried,
As she gave me all the halfpence that she had: (_Tum_-tum-_tum_!)
And through the world e’er since I have wandered far and wide,
And been gradually going to the bad! (_Tum_-tum!)
Many a folly, many a crime I’ve committed in my time,
For a lawless and a chequered life I’ve led! (_Tum_-tum-_tum_.)
Still I’ve kept the promise sworn--flannel next my skin I’ve worn,
And I’ve always burnt a night-light by my bed! (_Tum_-tum!)
_Refrain._
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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