Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
HILDA.
[_A little sulky._] That is not how you spoke ten years ago, up at the
mountain station, when you were such a flirt!
DR. HERDAL.
_Was_ I a flirt? Deuce take me if I remember. But I am not like that
_now_.
HILDA.
Then you have really forgotten how you sat next to me at the _table
d'hôte_, and made pills and swallowed them, and were so splendid and
buoyant and free that all the old women who knitted left next day?
DR. HERDAL.
What a memory you have for trifles, Miss Wangel; it's quite wonderful!
HILDA.
Trifles! There was no trifling on _your_ part. When you promised to come
back in ten years, like a troll, and fetch me!
DR. HERDAL.
Did I say all that? It _must_ have been _after table d'hôte_!
HILDA.
It was. I was a mere chit then--only twenty-three; but _I_ remember. And
now _I_ have come for _you_.
DR. HERDAL.
Dear, dear! But there is nothing of the troll about me now I have
married Mrs. Solness.
HILDA.
[_Looking sharply at him._] Yes, I remember you were always dropping in
to tea in those days.
DR. HERDAL.
[_Seems hurt._] Every visit was duly put down in the ledger and charged
for--as poor little Senna will tell you.
HILDA.
Little Senna? Oh, Dr. Herdal, I believe there is a bit of the troll left
in you still!
DR. HERDAL.
[_Laughs a little._] No, no; my conscience is perfectly robust--always
was.
HILDA.
Are you quite _quite_ sure that, when you went indoors with dear Mrs.
Solness that afternoon, and left me alone with my Master Builder, you
did not foresee--perhaps wish--intend, even a little, that---- H'm?
DR. HERDAL.
That you would talk the poor man into clambering up that tower? You want
to drag _Me_ into that business now!
HILDA.
[_Teasingly._] Yes, I certainly think that then you went on exactly like
a troll.
DR. HERDAL.
[_With uncontrollable emotion._] Hilda, there is not a corner of me safe
from you! Yes, I see now that _must_ have been the way of it. Then I
_was_ a troll in that, too! But isn't it terrible the price I have had
to pay for it? To have a wife who---- No, I shall never roll a pill
again--never, never!
HILDA.
[_Lays her head on the stove, and answers as if half asleep._] No more
pills? Poor Doctor Herdal!
DR. HERDAL.
[_Bitterly._] No--nothing but cosy commonplace grey powders for a whole
troop of children.
HILDA.
[_Lively again._.] Not grey powders! [_Quite seriously._] I will tell
you what you shall make next. Beautiful rainbow-coloured powders that
will give one a real grip on the world. Powders to make every one free
and buoyant, and ready to grasp at one's own happiness, to _dare_ what
one _would_. I will have you make them. I will--I _will_!
[Illustration: "Beautiful rainbow-coloured powders that will give one a
real grip on the world!"]
DR. HERDAL.
H'm! I am not quite sure that I clearly understand. And then the
ingredients----?
HILDA.
What stupid people all of you pill-doctors are, to be sure! Why, they
will be _poisons_, of course!
DR. HERDAL.
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