Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas — John Shaqi
Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
Poisons? Why in the world should they be _that_?
HILDA.
[_Without answering him._] All the thrillingest, deadliest poisons--it
is only such things that are wholesome, nowadays.
DR. HERDAL.
[_As if caught by her enthusiasm._] And I could colour them, too, by
exposing them to rays cast through a prism. Oh, Hilda, how I have needed
you all these years! For, you see, with _her_ it was impossible to
discuss such things.
[_Embraces her._
MRS. HERDAL.
[_Enters noiselessly through hall-door._] I suppose, Haustus, you are
persuading Miss Wangel to start by the afternoon steamer? I have bought
her a pair of curling-tongs, and a packet of hairpins. The larger
parcels are coming on presently.
DR. HERDAL.
[_Uneasily._] H'm! Hilda--Miss Wangel I _should_ say--is kindly going to
stay on a little longer, to assist me in some scientific experiments.
You wouldn't understand them if I told you.
MRS. HERDAL.
Shouldn't I, Haustus? I daresay not.
[_The_ NEW BOOK-KEEPER _looks through the glass door of dispensary._
HILDA.
[_Starts violently and points--then in a whisper._] Who is _that?_
DR. HERDAL.
Only the new Book-keeper and Assistant--a very intelligent person.
HILDA.
[_Looks straight in front of her with a far-away expression, and
whispers to herself._] I thought at first it was.... But no--_that_
would be _too_ frightfully thrilling!
DR. HERDAL.
[_To himself._] I'm turning into a regular old troll now--but I can't
help myself. After all, I am only an elderly Norwegian. We are _made_
like that.... Rainbow powders--_real_ rainbow powders! With Hilda!...
Oh, to have the joy of life once more!
[_Takes his temperature again as Curtain falls_.
* * * * *
ACT THIRD
[_On the right, a smart verandah, attached to_ Dr. HERDAL'S
_dwelling-house, and communicating with the drawing-room and
dispensary by glass doors. On the left a tumble-down rockery, with
a headless plaster Mercury. In front, a lawn, with a large
silvered glass globe on a stand. Chairs and tables. All the
furniture is of galvanised iron. A sunset is seen going on among
the trees._
DR. HERDAL.
[_Comes out of dispensary-door cautiously, and whispers._] Hilda, are
you in there?
[_Taps with fingers on drawing-room door._
HILDA.
[_Comes out with a half-teasing smile._] Well--and how is the
rainbow-powder getting on, Dr. Herdal?
DR. HERDAL.
[_With enthusiasm._] It is getting on simply splendidly. I sent the new
assistant out to take a little walk, so that he should not be in the
way. There is arsenic in the powder, Hilda, and digitalis too, and
strychnine, and the best beetle-killer!
HILDA.
[_With happy, wondering eyes._] _Lots_ of beetle-killer. And you will
give some of it to _her_, to make her free and buoyant. I think one
really _has_ the right--when people happen to stand in the way----!
DR. HERDAL.
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