Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
[_Goes and sits on sofa._] Oh, my goodness, Rebecca--you _mustn't_, you
know!
[_He jumps up and down as if embarrassed._
[Illustration: "Oh, my goodness, Rebecca--you _mustn't_, you know!"]
REBECCA.
Don't be alarmed, dear, it is all over now. After living alone with you
in solitude, when you showed me all your thoughts without
reserve--little by little, somehow the fancy passed off. I caught the
Rosmer view of life badly, and dulness descended on my soul as an
extinguisher upon one of our Northern dips. The Rosmer view of life is
ennobling, very--but hardly lively. And I've more yet to tell you.
ROSMER.
[_Turning it off._] Isn't that enough for one evening?
REBECCA.
[_Almost voiceless._] No, dear. I have a Past--_behind_ me!
ROSMER.
_Behind_ you? How strange. I had an idea of that sort already. [_Starts,
as if in fear._] A joke! [_Sadly._] Ah, no--_no_, I must not give way to
_that_! Never mind the Past, Rebecca; I once thought that I had made the
grand discovery that, if one is only virtuous, one will be happy. I see
now it was too daring, too original--an immature dream. What bothers me
is that I can't--somehow I _can't_--believe entirely in you--I am not
even sure that I _have_ ennobled you so very much--_isn't_ it terrible?
REBECCA.
[_Wringing her hands._] Oh, this killing doubt! [_Looks darkly at him._]
Is there anything _I_ can do to convince you?
ROSMER.
[_As if impelled to speak against his will._] Yes, one thing--only I'm
afraid you wouldn't see it in the same light. And yet I must mention it.
It is like this.
I want to recover faith in my mission, in my power to
ennoble human souls. And, as a logical thinker, this I cannot do now,
unless--well, unless you jump into the mill-race, too, like Beata!
_REBECCA._
[_Takes up her antimacassar, with composure, and puts it on her head._]
Anything to oblige you.
_ROSMER._
[_Springs up._] What? You really _will_! You are _sure_ you don't mind?
Then, Rebecca, I will go further. I will even go--yes--as far as you go
yourself!
_REBECCA._
[_Bows her head towards his breast._] You will see me off? Thanks. Now
you are indeed an Ibsenite.
[_Smiles almost imperceptibly._
_ROSMER._
[_Cautiously._] I said as far as _you_ go. I don't commit myself further
than that. Shall we go?
REBECCA.
First tell me this. Are _you_ going with _me_, or am _I_ going with
_you?_
ROSMER.
A subtle psychological point--but we have not time to think it out here.
We will discuss it as we go along. Come!
[ROSMER _takes his hat and stick_, REBECCA _her reticule, with
sandwiches. They go out hand-in-hand through the door, which they leave
open. The room (as is not uncommon with rooms in Norway) is left empty.
Then_ MADAM HELSETH _enters through another door_.
MADAM HELSETH.
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